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Eat together
Mar 29th, 2010 by salman4raza

Eat together and not separately, for the blessings is associated with the company. (Ibn Majah).

You are mine
Mar 29th, 2010 by salman4raza

The moon and the stars are different indeed, but they are within the sky.

The bee and the butterfly are different indeed, but suck the same flower.

The dolphin and the fish are different indeed, but stay together in the same sea.

Love makes them together though their natures differ.

We are apart from each other but you are mine.

-Dai Pamei
Tamenglong HQs

"LOVE"
Oct 5th, 2009 by salman

O ======

V ======

E ======

L= loss of money.

o= out of mind.

v= vaste of time.

e= end of life.

So don’t LOVE.

Only pass your time

many kilometers away from me
Oct 5th, 2009 by salman

i am still watching you are every movement through

3 different Sources.

1.Cartoon network

2.Animal planet

3.National geography

I think you are very careless
Oct 5th, 2009 by salman

Yo come & leave things behind!

See now what u have left?

You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
Oct 5th, 2009 by salman

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
__Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
_________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
_____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
_______________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
_____________________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
_________________________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai
______________________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai
_______________________________Tension hai to Concern hai
__________________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
______________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
_________________Khawab hai to Growth hai
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
__Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

Santa ki amma maar gayi
Oct 5th, 2009 by salman

Santa ki amma maar gayi.
Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??

Some Naughty Desi Jokes
Oct 5th, 2009 by salman

College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
****************************************
Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga?
Baba: Pati ko laye ho?
Lady: Nahi.
Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye
Lady: Kyun?
Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!


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