Naughty Short Text Messages

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
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Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don’t worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

Some of the Random SMS

• April 9, 2009 -- (û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û) (û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)
• November 24, 2007 -- 1 night bijli chali gae…
• April 9, 2009 -- National Antheme (Pakistan)
• November 10, 2007 -- Un PHULO se kya dosti
• November 12, 2007 -- Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
• February 20, 2009 -- Boy: mom, aj mera dost ghar
• November 12, 2007 -- Never cry for any relation in life
• November 12, 2007 -- The trouble with a rat race
• November 24, 2007 -- twinkle Twinkle little star,
• February 20, 2009 -- Mana ki tum jeete ho zamane
• March 15, 2009 -- FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for
• February 21, 2009 -- Tum nahi ho tu khumo Sagharo