Naughty Short Text Messages

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
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Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don’t worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

Some of the Random SMS

• May 15, 2009 -- It is better to have loved
• November 30, 2007 -- If I’m in hell & Ur in heaven,
• December 1, 2007 -- Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
• November 25, 2007 -- Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao
• April 8, 2009 -- ajnabi galion sey guzra nahi
• November 10, 2007 -- I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near
• March 2, 2009 -- 1. Move More Make it a daily
• April 13, 2009 -- What is a kiss
• February 26, 2009 -- Banta : Truck dekhkar tum
• November 10, 2007 -- Shortest word is I.
• October 13, 2008 -- Banta Singh’s son
• March 12, 2009 -- As days go by, my feelings