One day a teacher had a taste

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,

Do you know what it is?

No, I dont, said the little boy.

Okay, Ill give you a clue. Its the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work.

Thats when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

Spit it out! Its ass!!

Some of the Random SMS

• March 29, 2009 -- ISHQ KI CHOUT TO PERTI HIA
• February 19, 2009 -- Suchta tha har mor per aap
• February 19, 2009 -- Message pe message bhejte
• February 19, 2009 -- Wife- i will die. Husband-
• March 26, 2009 -- UdasiyOn Ka kOi SaBaB hOtO
• February 19, 2009 -- A girl phoned me the other
• February 19, 2009 -- 5 great people: 1.Quaid,
• November 30, 2007 -- My day won’t certainly be over
• February 27, 2009 -- Fanta Piyo, Pepsi Piyo, Marinda
• February 19, 2009 -- 2 Cheezain sari zindagi kaam
• March 26, 2009 -- HumNe Har ShaaM ChiraaGhOn
• November 10, 2007 -- Sending you 100,00,000 smiles