One day a teacher had a taste

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,

Do you know what it is?

No, I dont, said the little boy.

Okay, Ill give you a clue. Its the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work.

Thats when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

Spit it out! Its ass!!

Some of the Random SMS

• November 10, 2007 -- Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
• March 26, 2009 -- Qatra MaanGeY jO kOi tO UseY
• April 8, 2009 -- Lady Secretary: sir its your
• February 19, 2009 -- The Holy Prophet [S.A.W]
• March 28, 2009 -- MeRi KhuDDaR FiTraT Se Duniya
• November 25, 2007 -- A boy goes to see a dance.
• March 11, 2009 -- I m going to write on all
• March 6, 2009 -- Ek admi aadi raat ko apni
• March 3, 2009 -- Often when we lose all hope
• November 24, 2007 -- Husband: Today is sunday &
• April 9, 2009 -- G Kerda Bhai G Kerda
• April 14, 2009 -- Mughal Rules