Some Naughty Desi Jokes

College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
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Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga?
Baba: Pati ko laye ho?
Lady: Nahi.
Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye
Lady: Kyun?
Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!

Some of the Random SMS

• November 29, 2007 -- Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai
• March 19, 2009 -- 3 Possible Reasons When A
• March 8, 2009 -- Hoti nahi wafa,to JAFA hi
• March 8, 2009 -- new MMS Recieved Name:Video
• December 1, 2007 -- When you love someone truly,
• November 30, 2007 -- In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
• November 24, 2007 -- I dropped a Tear in the ocean
• February 23, 2009 -- Chahe jidhar bhi rukh ho
• April 15, 2009 -- description of trust
• November 24, 2007 -- Think positive…
• March 25, 2009 -- Raat ko Raat ka Tohfa nahi
• November 24, 2007 -- Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.