College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
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Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga?
Baba: Pati ko laye ho?
Lady: Nahi.
Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye
Lady: Kyun?
Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!

Some of the Random SMS

• March 26, 2009 -- Paa Liya MeNe SaaRi DuNia
• November 25, 2007 -- Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,
• November 25, 2007 -- A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
• November 10, 2007 -- Flowers need sunshine
• March 21, 2009 -- Wats da difference b/w Blood
• March 10, 2009 -- TERI ULFAT KO KABHI NAKAM
• November 24, 2007 -- TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
• November 12, 2007 -- In life, dont expect anything from anyone
• March 4, 2009 -- One Boy To Another, What
• March 12, 2009 -- Qaid kerlia sanpo ko sapero
• April 14, 2009 -- okha lang da waqt wachoray
• November 30, 2007 -- raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai,