Some Naughty Desi Jokes

College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
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Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga?
Baba: Pati ko laye ho?
Lady: Nahi.
Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye
Lady: Kyun?
Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!

Some of the Random SMS

• March 1, 2009 -- Ishq or dosti meri zindagi
• November 10, 2007 -- Barish/Rainy day SMS Messages Collection
• February 25, 2009 -- Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi
• February 1, 2008 -- Love is one long sweet dream,
• November 10, 2007 -- Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye
• November 12, 2007 -- Khushian ho overflow,
• November 25, 2007 -- Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
• February 25, 2009 -- 1 Sardar ne makhi k dono
• November 25, 2007 -- usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia,
• November 29, 2007 -- Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
• November 23, 2007 -- True friends see u true,
• November 30, 2007 -- Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.