Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho

Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jae ga:-

Some of the Random SMS

• March 28, 2009 -- MeRi RaaT Din ChuPi Hui,
• June 19, 2009 -- 143
• October 12, 2008 -- Boss..
• November 25, 2007 -- U r a nice person…
• February 20, 2009 -- Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k
• March 15, 2009 -- 1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue “Hamen
• November 25, 2007 -- I have given some marvelous
• November 24, 2007 -- A friend is sweet when it is new…
• April 1, 2009 -- Can you see me? no? Turn
• April 5, 2009 -- Mujhsay NAFRAT kee ajab rah
• November 29, 2007 -- CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
• November 29, 2007 -- When GOD takes away