Author Archives: salman

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai __Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai ____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai __________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai _____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai ___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai _________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai _____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai … Continue reading

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I think you are very careless

Yo come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

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many kilometers away from me

i am still watching you are every movement through 3 different Sources. 1.Cartoon network 2.Animal planet 3.National geography

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"LOVE"

O ====== V ====== E ====== L= loss of money. o= out of mind. v= vaste of time. e= end of life. So don’t LOVE. Only pass your time

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It makes no difference

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing

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Some Naughty Desi Jokes

College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na? Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho? **************************************** Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga? Baba: Pati ko laye ho? Lady: … Continue reading

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Santa ki amma maar gayi

Santa ki amma maar gayi. Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath. Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho. Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??

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Bhool gaye rastay bhi ghar k

Hawa e dasht mughay aab tu aajnabi na Samagh Kay aab tu bhool gay Rastay bhe ghar kay mujhay

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