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		<title>Some Naughty Desi Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>will you tell her</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I?? Some of the Random SMSMarch 1, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Naughty Short Text Messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!! **************************************** Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Girl to boy: Tum larkay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai .:p Some of the Random SMSApril 5, 2009 -- ye &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>3 FEELINGS  what is the diference</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Can we do romance in the</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Catch her by her waist.  Bring</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catch her by her waist. Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips &#038; have a . .nice drink.PEPSI Some of the Random SMSDecember 1, 2007 -- To love without condition,October 16, 2008 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the thing that satisfies  ur</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body &#038; soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It&#8217;s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. Some of the Random SMSMarch 12, 2009 -- Dil ki &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>2 men went 2 a callgirl.  1st</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said &#8220;Na my wife is better.&#8221; 2nd went in and came out n said &#8220;U R right ur wife is much better.&#8221; Some of the Random SMSNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I really deeply wish dat  u</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed &#038; lights is off &#038; we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>He came at night,  explored</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY. MOSQUITO !!!! Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A beautiful girl goes to</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study Some of the Random SMSMarch 3, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Let me kiss ur lips,  let</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend &#8220;PEPSODENT&#8221; reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday Some of the Random SMSSeptember 5, 2008 -- Significances &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wo agar mil kar becharta</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wo agar mil kar becharta to koi bat bhe thee. . . Jis ko paya he nahe isy khona kaisa? Plz tellme ur nice name Some of the Random SMSNovember 21, 2007 -- Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,March &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Lady ; Doctor mere lips pe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lady ; Doctor mere lips pe infectoin ho gia hai Doctor; kiss kitni baar karwati ho Lady; saal mai eik baar Doctor; infection nahe ZANG lag gaya hai Some of the Random SMSFebruary 21, 2009 -- (A)ccepts you as you &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>message for youngsters</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A golden message for youngsters. A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls. But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future! Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Fa=40/ ohhhhSeptember 5, 2008 -- Before the clock &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Best Punishment Dat U Can</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.S &#038; Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk Some of the Random SMSMarch 5, 2009 -- We have plenty &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>BiChar Kar Phir MiLenGe YaKeeN</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BiChar Kar Phir MiLenGe YaKeeN KitNa Tha, Tha toO Ek Khuab MAGar HaSeen KitNa Tha, Mere ZawaL Se PehLe He MuJHey ChOr GaYa, HaSeeN tO Tha He MaGaR ZaHeeN KitNa Tha. Some of the Random SMSMarch 18, 2009 -- Muj &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Let me kiss ur lips,  let</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Kid:  Dady k room se prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kid: Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen Mom: Prayer krna to achi bat hai Kid: dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee OH GOD, OH GOD Some of the Random SMSMarch 5, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>SHOCK OF LIFE!  Biwi Ne Suhag</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SHOCK OF LIFE! Biwi Ne Suhag Raat Per Shohar Se Kaha. Please Yeah Condom Use Nahi Karna, Mujhe Is Brand Se Allergy Ha..!!:-D Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Koi kuch bhi na kahay toNovember 23, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Mother To Teenage Daughter:  I</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mother To Teenage Daughter: I Think Its Time That We Should Talk About Sex! Daughter: Yes Mom! What Do You Want To Know? Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Beti: Maa Gaon mein FaujiMay 15, 2009 -- Allah &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Every Girls Is&gt;    Smart    Intelligent    Sweet    Talented    Excellent    Romantic    Sexy    In</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every Girls Is&#62; Smart Intelligent Sweet Talented Excellent Romantic Sexy In Short Form They All Are Your S.I.S.T.E.R.S Hahaha!:-P Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- A daughter sends a telegramNovember 29, 2007 -- Har baar dil se yeh &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Girl:  Darling!  Tum Nay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girl: Darling! Tum Nay Mujh May Kia Dekh K Mujh Say Piyar Kia? Boy: Darling! Abhi Dekha Kahan Hay&#8230; Sub Kuch Dekhnay K Leye To Piyar Kia Hay&#8230;!:-) Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- How can u tell &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Luck is not in your hand.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands.Your work can make luck But Luck cant make your work.So always on GOD and start WORK best of LUCK for QUEST TEST Some of the Random SMSMarch 3, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Let me kiss ur lips,  let</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend &#8220;PEPSODENT&#8221; reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- Haseen &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>One day a teacher had a taste</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, Do you know what it is? No, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>One Boy To Another, What</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day&#8230;? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To bcome A Mother. . . Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Our friendship means a lot to me.November &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Height of bravery!          Going</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&#038;messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: Hey SwEeTy! CARRYY ON DONT STOP&#8230; Some of the Random SMSApril 14, 2009 -- Tu yaar way Laal Gulab werga TeraApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A young boy died at the age</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young boy died at the age of 7, her mother said, &#8216;HAYEEEE MERAY BACHAY NAY TO ABHI DUNYA B NAHI DEKHE THI&#8217; A girl whispered in her ears &#8216;AUNTY AP FIKAR NA KARAIN, MAIN NAY USAY DUNYA DEKHA DE &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>propose karne ka ek damjakkas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai.. mar dale gi kya..?? dil daina haiti dai de.. rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?? Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraanMarch 8, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: wat is difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: wat is difference b/w 1. Call girl 2. Girl frnd 3. Wife? Student: 1. Prepaid 2. Post paid 3. Zong (1 no free sari Life, raat 12 se subah 7 tak) Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Attitude to live:  Laugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attitude to live: Laugh like u have never cried. Play like u have never lost. Love like u Have never been hurt. Live like there is no tomorrow. Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Friendship is a priceless &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>waqt ki andhioon main tufan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[waqt ki andhioon main tufan badal jate hain zindagi ki rahoon main tufan badal jate hai badalte nahi pyar kabhi pyar karne wale badal jate hain Some of the Random SMSMarch 4, 2009 -- Pathan cycle ka break hathMarch 29, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Is kadar hum yaar ko manane</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle.. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Dhadkan &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher : Hame Gariboon K</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !! Teacher : Kya Kid : Yehi K Papa Aksar Maasi Ko Galay Kyon Lagaty Hain Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Premika: Main maa banne wali</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo Some of the Random SMSFebruary 21, 2009 -- quaidabad, . malir, . kalaboard,March &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A beautiful girl goes to</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study Some of the Random SMSFebruary 21, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Boy and girl of class 2 asked</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: &#8220;can kids of our age have kids?&#8221; Teacher replied &#8221; NO Never!!&#8221; Boy said to girl : &#8220;see i told you not to worry!!!!&#8221;. Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Let me kiss ur lips,  let</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend &#8220;PEPSODENT&#8221; reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- A &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>AN OLD MAN T SHIRT QUOTE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN OLD MAN T SHIRT QUOTE READ I AM NOT 60 I AM 16 WITH 44 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE &#8230;. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Always ask God to give u what u deserveNovember 12, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Girl To Doctor:  Main Jub</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girl To Doctor: Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hoon To Ajeeb Baycheni C Hoti Hay! Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon To Apnay Shoes Utar Deti Hoon, Doosray Kash Main Socks, Teesray Kash Main Shirt Utar Deti Hoon Or Chohtay Main&#8230; Doctor: &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/piyaas-aisi-ke-pee-jaon-samunder.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/piyaas-aisi-ke-pee-jaon-samunder.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder saaray. Naseeb aisa ke Muyassar zeher bhi nahi. Wafaain koi humse seekhay &#8220;Faraz&#8221; &#8220;Jisse&#8221; toot ke chaha &#8220;Usse&#8221; khabar bhi nahi..! Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Exams ke 4 din pehle &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>3 Galz having lunch.  1st</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/3-galz-having-lunch-1st.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 Galz having lunch. 1st said i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw &#038; punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !! Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Train mai aik &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Boy to girl : tum gaana</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge Some of the Random SMSMarch 29, 2009 -- TeRi &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>jewellery shop main eik admi</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/jewellery-shop-main-eik-admi.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[jewellery shop main eik admi ki zaberdasti pitai hoo gayee pata hai kuon iuss nay tu sales girl say bus itna hii kaha tha kay apka har item kamal hai sonay kay kya rate lain giiii &#8230;. Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>3 FEELINGS  what is the diference</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/3-feelings-what-is-the-diference.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 06:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension &#038; panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &#038; panic is when both r pregnant Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Some people like &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A daughter sends a telegram</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:father, your daughter has been successful in BED. Some of the Random SMSJune 19, 2009 -- Theif entered kitchenNovember 25, 2007 -- Jab &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>college wali masale dar:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon. Some of the Random SMSMarch 21, 2009 -- koi tum se pooche kon hoonFebruary 19, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Phone Ki Ring Baji.   Pati:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha Some of the Random SMSMarch 15, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>(ehsas)  aapki dosti ka,  (yakeen)  aapki</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/ehsas-aapki-dosti-ka-yakeen-aapki.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(ehsas) aapki dosti ka, (yakeen) aapki baton ka, (kadar) aapke naam ki, (fakhar) aap jese dost ka, (intizar) aap k sms ka Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Wishing You A WonderfulNovember 24, 2007 -- Hamari dosti ka &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Child:papa aunty ka pait</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/childpapa-aunty-ka-pait.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga! Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Apne roz &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai .:p Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Aankhon &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Can we do romance in the</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can we do romance in the midnight today? I&#8217;m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Door kahin ek basti thi,November &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Catch her by her waist.  Bring</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catch her by her waist. Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips &#038; have a . .nice drink.PEPSI Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>2 men went 2 a callgirl.  1st</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/2-men-went-2-a-callgirl-1st.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said &#8220;Na my wife is better.&#8221; 2nd went in and came out n said &#8220;U R right ur wife is much better.&#8221; Some of the Random SMSFebruary &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I really deeply wish dat  u</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed &#038; lights is off &#038; we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Train mai aik husband apni</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/train-mai-aik-husband-apni.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/train-mai-aik-husband-apni.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!! Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- I’ve seen &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/beti-maa-gaon-mein-fauji.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/beti-maa-gaon-mein-fauji.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- A good friendship &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Usne utari saree  fir aayi</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/adults-sms/usne-utari-saree-fir-aayi.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ..! Some of the Random SMSNovember 21, 2007 -- Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>i went 2 bed without u..  cold,naked,thinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u &#8220;lastnite Some of the Random SMSFebruary 19, 2009 -- God made man and then rested.March 7, 2009 -- hadon &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>aaj tumhein akeiley mein.  le</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[aaj tumhein akeiley mein. le ja kar. apney hontoon se eik. k. ki. kis.. kiss. kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka&#8230;. Some of the Random SMSMarch 28, 2009 -- Mom ki Tarhn PiGhaLTe HueMarch 18, 2009 -- BeSt CoSMAticS&#8230;! ForNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do. Some of the Random SMSApril 8, 2009 -- ALLAH Said to Hazrat Musa(A.S.)February 21, 2009 -- yeh hadain na toor dena,November 10, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: Bacho batao k billi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega. Some of the Random SMSApril 21, 2009 -- manzil ki &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Aik bar karo na plz..  kisi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa&#8230;. muje acha lage ga. aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz. aik pyara sa SMS!!! Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Friendship &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>us ne kaha or dabao,  main</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I want to suck you . lick</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to suck you . lick you . wanna move my tongue all over you . wanna feel you in my mouth . yep, that&#8217;s how you . eat an ice cream Some of the Random SMSFebruary 21, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>In a bath room, a boy touches</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It&#8217;s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Your friendship is like Paktel,November 25, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Always start your day with</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Always start your day with a lot of. S E X S &#8211; SMILE E &#8211; ENERGY X &#8211; XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE. Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Come here, take off your</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours&#8230;toilet! Some of the Random SMSMarch 11, 2009 -- Kis Ne kaha Tuje k anjanNovember 30, 2007 -- () â€œâ€&#8221; ()February &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Kuch bhikray sapno se anhkoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kuch bhikray sapno se anhkoo mein nami hai Aik chota asmaan aur umeed ki zamii hai yoh tu zindagi mein buhat kuch hai magar sirf woh DOST jo door baitha hai uski kami Some of the Random SMSApril 7, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Romance Mathematics  Smart</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy. Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- Har dam &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Egyptian Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,November 9, 2007 -- Teri sula ke lu?November 21, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>BLOODY MOSQUITO</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY. MOSQUITO !!!! Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Beautiful Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study Some of the Random SMSMarch 2, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Boy and Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: &#8220;can kids of our age have kids?&#8221; Teacher replied &#8221; NO Never!!&#8221; Boy said to girl : &#8220;see i told you not to worry!!!!&#8221;. Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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