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		<title>143</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[whatis 143? i love you no i miss you? no i wish you no 143 means one hundred forty three. ma-baap ne kitni ummid se padhaya tha besharam. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 19, 2009 -- Aik hee suff mein &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>hy hy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was lost alone on an island. 1day he decided 2 build a wooden boat.Suddenly a grl comes &#038; man uses d wood 4 makin a bed Moral: A girl can change Ur aim .. Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>My eyes are hurting coz I canâ€™t see u,</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My eyes are hurting coz I canâ€™t see u, my arms r empty coz I canâ€™t hold u, my lips are cold coz I canâ€™t kiss u &#38; my heart is breaking coz Iâ€™m not with u. Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<link>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/5034.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Asif Ali Zardari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Zuban ka zakhm talwar k zakhm se gehra hota hai. Ø§Ø³Ù„Ø§Ù… Ø¢Ø¨Ø§Ø¯Ø¢ØµÙ Ø¹Ù„ÛŒ Ø²Ø±Ø¯Ø§Ø±ÛŒ Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- When things go wrongNovember 24, 2007 -- Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Bohat mayus ho ga wo,</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ye us se keh dya kis ne, K us bin reh nahi sakte, Ye dukh hum seh nahi sakte, Nahi Jana Ghalat fehmi hui hai us ko, Han itna man late hai, K us bin hum bohat roye, Kai raton &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Na chaho kisiko itna ki</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye! Some of the Random SMSMarch 15, 2009 -- 1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue &#8220;HamenNovember 24, 2007 -- Pather ki &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wishing U all a very Happy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the candlelight flame Ur life may always be happy, As the mountain high U move without shy, As sunshine creates morning glory fragrance fills years as Flory, All darkness is far away As light is on its way. Wishing &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Good wishes for a joyous Navratri</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fortunate is the one Who has learned to admire, But not to envy. Good wishes for a joyous Navratri, With a plenty of peace and prosperity. Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- 1 night bijli chali gae…November 24, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Haapy Durga Puja</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho Jab bhi koi musibat aaye Toh Maa Durga aapke saath ho *Haapy Durga Puja* Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- Tu PaaK KHUDA Di cHaaH &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>sab ka pyar mile</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Diwali SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is DIWALI se agli DIWALI tak apko GHARWALI BAHARWALI SABJIWALI PADOSWALI COLLEGEWALI DOODHWALI DILWALI KAMWALI FULWALI sab ka pyar mile HAPPY DIWALI. Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- Vo likhte hain humara naamMarch 20, 2009 -- Hamen jin &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Kindly open it</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#124;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;&#124; &#124; &#8216;&#8211;.__.&#8211;&#8217; &#124; Here is &#124;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;&#124; my GREETING 4 you. Kindly open it&#8230;. $========$ ( HAPPY ( ( DIWALI ( ) &#038; ) ( Prosperous ) ( New Year ) Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- What &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sri ram ji aapke ghar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali Some of the Random SMSApril 2, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>aaj se aap ke yaha</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;aaj se aap ke yaha&#8230;dhan&#8230; ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka&#8230; vas&#8230; ho, sankatto ka&#8230;. nash&#8230; ho har dil par aapka&#8230; raj&#8230; ho, unnati ka sar par&#8230; taj&#8230; ho ghar me shanti ka&#8230;. vas&#8230; ho * HAPPY DIWALI * Some &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>happy and prosperous Diwali</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali! Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- mana hum halaat se majboorNovember 25, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>HAPPY DIWALI</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[0 days 312 hours 18720 mins.. 1123200 seconds&#8230; are left&#8230;. I think i am the first person to wish U HAPPY DIWALI&#8230;. Some of the Random SMSNovember 23, 2007 -- A day is going to end again.November 25, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You are equal to sixty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Door kahin ek basti thi,November 25, 2007 -- Take a deep breath,November 25, 2007 -- jane kiun woh sansoo &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A study has proved</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! Some of the Random SMSMarch 25, 2009 -- Ek Aina Tha Teri Yaad &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Agar ap se koi kahe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agar ap se koi kahe k aap &#8220;GOOD LOOKING&#8221; &#8220;SMART&#8221; or &#8220;GENIOUS&#8221; ho To Samaj Lena K Wo April Fool Mana Raha hai Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne,March 28, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>U r Attractive</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A &#8211; U r Attractive B &#8211; U r the Best C &#8211; U r Cute D &#8211; U r Dear 2 Me E &#8211; U r Excellent F &#8211; U r Funny G &#8211; U r Good-Looking H &#8211; &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>This is a VIRUS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON&#8217;T WORK AGAIN Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Mere Marne Par Mere MukhalifFebruary 20, 2009 -- Woh chalte chalte &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You are a bitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[U are a&#8230; B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* Some of the Random SMSFebruary 27, 2009 -- doryoon ki na fiker kia kyjyee&#8211; dilNovember 25, 2007 -- Wafa ruswa nahi &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Short Summary of April Fool</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy. lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian na &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1st Fool Of 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1st Fool Of 2009 Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 80 Days itâ€™s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2009 Some of &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>How dare they fool you</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If today any 1 talks &#38; praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. Some of the Related SMSApril 1, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>April Fool SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Cool April Fool Collection</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/cooldecent-sms/cool-april-fool-collection.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[his cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !Now read it without the word cat. ***** Feeling bored ? Wondering, what to do ? &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Your girlfriend is:  Smart.  Intelligent.  Sweet.  Talented.  Excllent.  Romantic.  In</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R. Some of the Random SMSNovember 21, 2007 -- EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,November 10, 2007 -- Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kareApril 14, 2009 -- nice &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You are a GHONCHU..      G-reat  H-ot  O-ne</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/you-are-a-ghonchu-g-reat-h-ot-o-ne.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi. Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- Never expect things to happen..November 25, 2007 -- Itna khubsurat &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Please read this msg on April</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please read this msg on April 1st, I know you can&#8217;t wait. so. CONGRATS You are the first fool of 2009. Some of the Random SMSMarch 2, 2009 -- Heart beat are countless,February 20, 2009 -- Saalon bad najane kia &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>This is MAGIC.  Press down</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is MAGIC. Press down 6times, You can See your PHOTO 1 2 3 4 5 6 Congrats! You are the First April Fool of Year !2009! Some of the Random SMSMarch 6, 2009 -- Sardar ki wife inspecterMarch 4, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Today, tommorow and forever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! Some of the Random SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Open ur eyes! So the SUNFebruary 20, 2009 -- Koi kuch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Last night I Got a severe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I Got a severe Head pain. I went to the Doctor . He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person. &#8221; Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.? Some &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>When things go wrong    When</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go. Some of the Random SMSApril 5, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A study has proved that all</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You are one of the most CUTE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don&#8217;t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. Some of the Random SMSJune 19, 2009 -- Success of your lifeOctober 6, 2008 -- How true my &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Jab tum aaine ke pass aate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho to aaina kehta hai&#8221;Beautiful Beautiful.&#8221; jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!! Some of the Random SMSMarch 5, 2009 -- Pathar bana dia muje roneNovember 10, 2007 -- Life &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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