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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing
A man was lost alone on an island. 1day he decided 2 build a wooden boat.Suddenly a grl comes & man uses d wood 4 makin a bed
Moral: A girl can change Ur aim ..
Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
**************************************** Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge **************************************** Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!! ****************************************
Our friendship means a lot to me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window I look down & then . . . I laugh again
whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.
chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.