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It makes no difference
Oct 5th, 2009 by salman

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

hy hy
Jun 19th, 2009 by salman4raza

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

Latifa kisey kehtey hain
Apr 24th, 2009 by salman

Aik pagal dosre pagal se:
Latifa kisey kehtey hain
Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

Real fact
Apr 21st, 2009 by salman

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

Clean Funny Text Messages
Apr 18th, 2009 by salman

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Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge
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Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
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Our friendship means a lot
Apr 18th, 2009 by salman

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again

whn u get dis sms send it
Apr 18th, 2009 by salman

whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.

chand pe kali ghata chahti
Apr 18th, 2009 by salman

chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.


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