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		<title>It makes no difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- KOI &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>hy hy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
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		<title>Latifa kisey kehtey hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Real fact</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room! Some of the Random SMSFebruary 23, 2009 -- A Student: itney bharamNovember 12, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Clean Funny Text Messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[**************************************** Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge **************************************** Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Our friendship means a lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our friendship means a lot to me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window I look down &#038; then . . . I laugh again Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>whn u get dis sms send it</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of &#038; 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U. Some of the Random SMSMarch 12, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>chand pe kali ghata chahti</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- apne dil ki dastan &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Parha Likha Berozgar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha, Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha. Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Night was dark</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Night was dark, Moon was high Boy stopped his car girl asked him y? He came close 2 her. She felt shy. He went near her ear &#38; told her 3 words â€œCNG muk gaiâ€ Some of the Related SMSApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha, Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga? Haar Maan Li ? Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi&#8230;. Some of the Random SMSMarch 1, 2009 -- More often &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>aao aaj is sharab ko</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>how can i spell s_ccess</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[how can i spell s_ccess widout U?or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?icant even hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U looks like i jus cant S_RVIVE wid out U? Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Beinteha pyar karte hai &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Mughal Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule? Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26. Some of the Related SMSApril 14, 2009 -- STUDENT ka SHIKWAApril 18, 2009 -- Hum sab &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>STUDENT ka SHIKWA</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUDENT ka SHIKWA.. Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete.. Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete.. Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir.. Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete.. Parchay jo mile &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he &#8220;Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA&#8221; Some &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>to clean your teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain, PEPSODENT se mazboot karain, COLGATE se fresh karain, Agar phir bhi white na hon to.. Bina sharmaye.. HARPIC use karain Some of the Related SMSApril 18, 2009 -- Hum sab fail ho jayenge.April 18, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Test By Puncture</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>But if the Doctor is Cute</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ASCII SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ascii]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[, &#8211; .(. &#8211; . &#8220;. .&#8221; &#8221; . . &#8221; AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY! BT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE Bhaar Mein Jae FRUIT Some of the Related SMSApril 18, 2009 -- Hum sab fail &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Captain of Military</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/captain-of-military.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/captain-of-military.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar Ji  SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho SARDAR Aage nhi barha Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ? SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho. Some of the Related SMSApril 2, 2009 -- Koun gadha ?April 18, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>cham cham kardi raat</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/cham-cham-kardi-raat.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Poetry SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[;cham cham kardi raat tim tim ktde tarey na koi sms na koi phone ki gal aey pyarey ya tay sadi yaad nai aandi ya paissay muk gay ne saray Some of the Related SMSApril 17, 2009 -- Night was &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/ek-pathan-sahab-apna-dost-ka-pass.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/ek-pathan-sahab-apna-dost-ka-pass.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>G Kerda Bhai G Kerda</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/g-kerda-bhai-g-kerda.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/g-kerda-bhai-g-kerda.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asif Ali Zardari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zardari Of esms.ws 1).G Krda bai G karda Tenu Lmyan pawan G KRDA G krda bai G karda Tennu juttyan Laawan G karda 1 Wari O Zardari 1 wari O zardari Tu hath meray charh kutteya Some of the Related &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Aur bhi cheezain bahut see</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/aur-bhi-cheezain-bahut-see.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/aur-bhi-cheezain-bahut-see.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ckeck karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Secretary: sir its your</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/lady-secretary-sir-its-your.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/lady-secretary-sir-its-your.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lady Secretary: sir its your wifes call, she wants to kiss u on the phone boss: take the message and give me later! Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:March 29, 2009 -- kya duniya &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>continue the sexy story</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/continue-the-sexy-story.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/continue-the-sexy-story.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A boy made a date in an empty house. The girl was very sexy and warm. She was wearing dress of net, her body was looking from it. She has very attractive figure. She lay down on the bed and &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>message for youngsters</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/exam-sms/message-for-youngsters.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/exam-sms/message-for-youngsters.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adults SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A golden message for youngsters. A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls. But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future! Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Do you know what Pakistan means?April 2, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ye konsa station hai?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/ye-konsa-station-hai.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/ye-konsa-station-hai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai? Pathan ne sochaâ€¦ sochaâ€¦ sochaâ€¦ sochaâ€¦ socha phir bola â€œBaji ye Railway Station haiâ€ Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- ek pathan sahab apna dost &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Suboot</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/suboot.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/suboot.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek pathan road pe latrin kar raha tha to police ne pakar liya. Jab usay le janay lagay to pathan bolaâ€¦. Suboot to utha lo. Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- ek pathan sahab apna dost ka passApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wife ko Begum kyon kehte</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/wife-ko-begum-kyon-kehte.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/wife-ko-begum-kyon-kehte.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai&#8230; Some of the Random SMSMarch 9, 2009 -- Me and U are like Hare &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m worried</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/im-worried.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/im-worried.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 11:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No visits&#8230; No calls&#8230; No sms&#8217;s&#8230; No letters&#8230; No missed calls&#8230; I&#8217;m worried&#8230; R u in jail again? &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Money can buy&#8230; House but not Home&#8230; Bed not Sleep&#8230; Medicine not health&#8230; MONEY-IS-DIRTY It only causes pains and sufferings SO &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Khuda jab</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-khuda-jab.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-khuda-jab.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Khuda jab KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI, KHUDA JAB ISHQ DETA HAI. KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI UDHAR KANJOOSI SE, AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI :0 &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Hum Giray Huyay Ko Uthatay Hain Hum Bichroon Hoon &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>20000 index</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/20000-index.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/20000-index.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[20000 index ki mahima nirali hai, Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai, Ye kaisi diwali hai, Sensex hai bhara bhara, Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.! Some of the Related SMSApril 18, 2009 -- Hum &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You will find out</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-you-will-find-out.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-you-will-find-out.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill. &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Man 1:  I m Always Delighted  When</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/man-1-i-m-always-delighted-when.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/man-1-i-m-always-delighted-when.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man 1: I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business. Man 2: Why, What Do You Do? Man 1: ive A Company, Make Tissue Papers ;-> Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- KiSi Ne &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Brain ka opreation</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-brain-ka-opreation.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-brain-ka-opreation.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha. Ek admi ne pocha kya hua? Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai. Some of the Related SMSApril 18, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>INTIZAR&#8212;&#8212;INTIZAR&#8212;&#8211;INTizAR</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[na RAT ka na DIN ka na SUBHA ka na SHAM ka na 1 PAL ka na 2 PAL ka na ISKA na USKA Intezar hai tu sirf light ka&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;! Some of the Related SMSApril 18, 2009 -- Hum sab &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I Miss U</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam. ..&#8221;i miss u&#8221;.. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE HAR TARAF UJALA HI &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Koun gadha ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Koun gadha ? Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha &#8220;padhne wala gadha&#8221; Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! &#8220;likhne wala gadha&#8221; Some of the Related SMSApril 13, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Woh kya hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek chipkali ne gaana(song) sunaya To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi&#8230;. Puchon kaise..kaise..????? Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon ne uske liye taaliyan bajayee&#8230;.. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Aasman me ud rahe the galib, Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib, Aasman &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Girl in a party to a man:</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia? Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien. Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Do u want nokia n73  In   Rs.999/only  With</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do u want nokia n73 In Rs.999/only With free sim, With 100 sms free. 750 ka free air time. Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Yash Johar is producing a new &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Sms a true love stroy  once</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sms a true love stroy once a mosquito falls in love with a hen one day they kissed each other hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird-flu MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>One Boy To Another,  What</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Press down if you think you are MAD,November 25, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor: Tell Me How Many</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See? Patient: 13. Doctor: I Dont Understand Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths? Some of the Random SMSJanuary 11, 2009 -- FriendshipNovember 21, 2007 -- Kash hum ek SMS hotayJune &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>ek dafa ek chuinti hathi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ek dafa ek chuinti hathi k pas gai or kaha hathi bhai apna underwear do! hathi ne kaha pehno gay kiya??? chuinti ne kaha meri beti ki shadi hai tent lagwana hai&#8230;. Some of the Random SMSMarch 28, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Question: Sachi Bahaduri</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: Sachi Bahaduri ki sb se alaa misaal kia hay? Answer: Aap ko shadeed LOOS MOTION hon our aap risk lay kar Air Paas kar dain. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- eik baar hasti ko pehchanDecember 1, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>yeh mere paaon hain  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  itni</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeh mere paaon hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . itni der dabane ka shukriya Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- Do U know the fullform ofApril 7, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wats da difference b/w Blood</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wats da difference b/w Blood &#038; Frnds..? Blood entrz the heart &#038; Flows out, But Frnds entr our heart &#038; stay 4ever Phir zindagi bhar khoun petay rehtai hain Some of the Random SMSMarch 12, 2009 -- Qaid kerlia sanpo &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi beshumar kia tha: Hamari tuo duniya hi ujarr gayi jab se usne kaha: Arey pagal maine tu mazak kia tha! Some of the Random SMSApril 1, 2009 -- How dare they &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Question: Gharibi ki had</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy? Ans:jb ek ladki 2 rupay main kiss dene ko tyar ho or aap k pas sirf 1 rupya ho Some of the Random SMSMarch 21, 2009 -- 2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died.April 1, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Don ka Intizar to 11 colleges</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don ka Intizar to 11 colleges ki larkiyan kar rahi hain..,, Magar Don ka aana mushkil hi nein na mumkin hai,, Kyun k DON. . . . Matric fail hai Some of the Random SMSFebruary 28, 2009 -- Your network &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>ek chozay ne sherni ko propose</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia SHERNI:abe chal tu ne apna jism,jaan,height dekhi hai CHOOZA:janu sab choro sirf confidence check kro&#8230;:-) Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- TumSe He KarTa hOon MeinFebruary 19, 2009 -- Give me &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ye $m$ k Rishty bhi Ajeeb</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/ye-m-k-rishty-bhi-ajeeb.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ye $m$ k Rishty bhi Ajeeb hote hain. Log Balance rakh kr bhi GHAREEB hote hain. SMS krne ki nahi TAUFIQ jin ko. Wo log DIL k kyon itnay QAREEB hote hn Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: tum late q aye?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: tum late q aye? Student: ami abu lar rahe the. teacher: wo lar rahe the to tum late q aye ho? Student:mera 1 jota ami k pas tha aur 1 abu k pas. Some of the Random SMSMarch 21, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>3 Possible Reasons When A</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife 1) The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife. Some of the Random SMSMarch 25, 2009 -- KaGhaz KaGhaz &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Dosti karo college wali se,  pyar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se program karo pados wali se ankh ladao Sali se love karo dilwali se aur maar khao ghar walli se. Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Interviewer to Millionaire: &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Hurry up. Fill in the blanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with &#8220;Haan&#8221; or &#8220;Nahi&#8221; 1:____ main insan nehi hoon. 2:____ main hi chor hun. 3:____ main hi pagal hun. Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I Heard A Joke So Funny!  He</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Heard A Joke So Funny! He He He. I Can&#8217;t Stop Laughing. Ha Ha Ha Ha. . . . . . . . . . . They Say You Are Intelligent. * * * * * Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Humpe Sitam Na Kijiye,  Aisa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humpe Sitam Na Kijiye, Aisa Karam Na Kijiye, Duniya To Behaya Hai, Duniya Ka Gam Na Kijiye Hum To Ek Hi Baat Kehte Hai, Humko SMS Karna Band Na Kijiye. Some of the Random SMSNovember 9, 2007 -- Let me &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I M D BEST   I Can Prove</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I M D BEST I Can Prove It I Can c The Tea In Tea Cup,Can u c The World In World Cup? I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile, Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address? Some &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up* Some of the Random SMSApril 12, 2009 -- umeed sms di la rakhi a nazarNovember 24, 2007 -- I must have been born under &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>agar aap kahin ja rahe hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali billi aap k agey se guzar jae to is ka kya matlab hai????? iss ka matlab hai k kali billi b kahi ja rahe hy&#8230; Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>LEAVES Dont Just FALL 4om</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LEAVES Dont Just FALL 4om The Tree CLOUDS Dont Just FORM Inthe Sky ANGELS Dont Just COME DOWN 4om Heaven n I Dont Just SMS Any1 Unless They r SPECIAL . . . =) Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>On The Shore Of LiFE  All</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On The Shore Of LiFE All Gud Relation Are Like Waves They Come &#38; Go But They Touch In Such A Way That A Feeling Of Closeness Alwayz Remains Forever . . Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Dont Run Away From Yoour</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dont Run Away From Yoour Fears . . . Run Towardz Your Fears . . . Hug Your Monsters . . . An Extraordinary Life Will Follow . . . =) Some of the Random SMSMarch 21, 2009 -- Im &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A Smile Is The Light    In</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Smile Is The Light In Your Window That Tells Others That There Is A Caring n Sharing Person Inside . . . Keep Smiling . . . =) n Stay Blessed Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>My Message To The World.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Message To The World. . . If U Like Me&#8230; Raise Your Hands. . . If Not, Raise Your Standards Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- sweeter smileNovember 25, 2007 -- You are a DOG…March 9, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K Talak Lene K Lye Kia Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ? Wakil Bola Talak Lene K Lye App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Aey &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car Saying, Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It. Husband Gifted Her A Weight Machine. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Always &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Our friendship means a lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our friendship means a lot to me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window I look down &#38; then . . . I laugh again Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue    &#8220;Hamen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue &#8220;Hamen Vote Do, Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To &#8220;Govt.&#8221; Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi. Some of the Random SMSMarch 4, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Allah aap ko    lambay baalon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allah aap ko lambay baalon wala kali kali aankhon wala meethi si awaz wala chhel chhabeela khoobsoorat sa smart sa bakra ataa farmaye Qurbani ke liye! Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Life is cricketFebruary 19, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Jo  Ho Gaya  Wo Ho Gaya  Jo  Hona</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jo Ho Gaya Wo Ho Gaya Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Or Jo Nahi Hona Hai Wo Nahi Hoga Q K Jo Hona Hai Wo Tu Hoga Hi Hoga Ab Dekhna Hai K Kia Hoga..? OR Kia Nahi Hoga H &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Baap: Allama Iqbal kon thay?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baap: Allama Iqbal kon thay? Beta pata nai? Baap: School jao tu pata chaly na Beta: Yaqob uncle kon hen? Baap pata nai? Beta: Ghar raho to pata chaly na. Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- One Man &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>2 mandak darya k kinarey</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 mandak darya k kinarey bethey the Pehla bola tur Dosra bola tur Pehla bola tur Dosra bola tur Pehla bola purr Dosra bola salay topic na change kar.. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Na Jane Kya &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>This iz Crime StOry.  Five</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This iz Crime StOry. Five FrienDs Lived in a RoOm, NaMeLy MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY&#8230; One Day SOMEBODY KiLLeD NOBODY. At ThaT Time BRAIN waS in BathroOm, MAD CaLLeD POLICE. MAD: Is iT POLICE STATION??? POLICE: YeS, WhaT iz &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Aik bar karo na plz.. kisiApril 7, 2009 -- Yesterday is historyNovember 24, 2007 -- Do &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Itnay dino se jalanay nahi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya Some of the Random SMSMarch 4, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>MaMa KaL RaaT kO PhiR MeNe</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/mama-kal-raat-ko-phir-mene.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MaMa KaL RaaT kO PhiR MeNe BaThroOm Ka DaRWaZa KhoLa TO LighT Apne Aap JaL Gai MaMa KaMiNe PhiR TuNe FriDGe Main SuSu Ki Some of the Random SMSApril 15, 2009 -- Akhan di benuri changi naiMarch 28, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Aap kia jano hum kitna yaad</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aap kia jano hum kitna yaad karte hain mano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur apko play karne ki mang karte hain Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Some &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A girl said 2 her bf&#8230;mein</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/a-girl-said-2-her-bfmein.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl said 2 her bf&#8230;mein maa banne wali hun &#8230; da guy said abortion karwalo..da girl replied shuttup ..tumhare baap ne mujhe propose kia hai&#8230;mein TUMHARI maa banne wali hun Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- Beware &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>First the engagement ring,</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Early in the morning sun riseNovember 10, 2007 -- Keep the smile, leave the tear.March 6, 2009 -- Once there was &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Last night I lay in my bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky&#8230;then i thought where the fuck is my roof Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Maine Kaha DilRuba UsneMarch 4, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Birdy birdy in the sky dropped</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, Im just happy that cows cant fly! Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Still wake … Good NightApril 9, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>If your a Vegetarian to be</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food. Some of the Random SMSMarch 2, 2009 -- Is diwali pe humari dua haiMarch 27, 2009 -- Phir chalay jana Sakoot-e-jaanNovember 9, 2007 -- Sardar &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Its been a rough day.I got</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.Im afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom Some of the Random SMSApril 5, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Im a killer, i kill people</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Im a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! Some of the Random SMSApril 15, 2009 -- Whenever you are criticized, DontNovember 25, 2007 -- Merey sabar ka na ley &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>zindagi main agar kuch karna</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[zindagi main agar kuch karna hai to kuch aesa kar jao ke jis muhalleh se guzro jis gali se guzro her ghar se yeh awaz aaye ke papa aa gaye papa aa gaye Some of the Random SMSNovember 21, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Girl: I want to end our relationship..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girl: I want to end our relationship.. I am going to return everything you gave me. Boy: Ok, then lets start with kisses&#8230; Some of the Random SMSApril 1, 2009 -- Can you see me? no? TurnFebruary 23, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!        Whan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! Whan i call u, 1 ring means i m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means im missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Railway mein job krni he?  Rs.88,000</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Railway mein job krni he? Rs.88,000 milen ge. Kaam ye he k train ki headlights toot gayi hen, Aap ko sirf mom bati le kr train k aage aage bhagna he. Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Hum &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>If ur world is spining Round</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If ur world is spining Round &#038; Round..&#038; Round&#8230;.Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P&#8230; Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- My love for you is like water,November &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K Talak Lene K Lye Kia Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ? Wakil Bola Talak Lene K Lye App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai Some of the Random SMSMarch 9, 2009 -- Mushkilen &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car Saying, Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It. Husband Gifted Her A Weight Machine. Some of the Random SMSMarch 9, 2009 -- Wo &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally&#8230;&#8230;Thats why boys go to college regularly&#8230;. Some of the Random SMSMarch 20, 2009 -- Kid: Dady k room se prayerMarch 5, 2009 -- ura k le gaya woh neend meriNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>When i open my eyes every</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you&#8230;. Why should only i suffer!!! Some of the Random SMSFebruary 19, 2009 -- Main ne samjha tha ki tuMay 15, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Larka: Wo kon si jagha hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larka: Wo kon si jagha hai jahan aurat or mard k baal Ghungryalay hote hain? Larki: Uff toba, kitna ganda sochte ho Larka: Wo jaga hai . . . . . West Indies Some of the Random SMSFebruary 18, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>CLOSE UP sa daant saaf karain&#8230;&#8230;.    PEPSODENT</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLOSE UP sa daant saaf karain&#8230;&#8230;. PEPSODENT se mazboot karain&#8230;&#8230;. COLGATE sa fresh karain &#8230;&#8230;. Agar phir bhe white na hon to,&#8230;&#8230;.. Bina hazitate!!!! HARPIC use karain Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Teacher: What should be in &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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