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Parha Likha Berozgar

Posted on April 17, 2009 by salman

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha, Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

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Night was dark

Posted on April 17, 2009 by salman

Night was dark, Moon was high Boy stopped his car girl asked him y? He came close 2 her. She felt shy. He went near her ear & told her 3 words “CNG muk gai”

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Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi

Posted on April 17, 2009 by salman

Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha, Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga? Haar Maan Li ? Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi….

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aao aaj is sharab ko

Posted on April 17, 2009 by salman

aao aaj is sharab ko sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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how can i spell s_ccess

Posted on April 16, 2009 by salman

how can i spell s_ccess widout U?or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?icant even hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U looks like i jus cant S_RVIVE wid out U?

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Mughal Rules

Posted on April 14, 2009 by salman

History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule? Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.

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STUDENT ka SHIKWA

Posted on April 14, 2009 by salman

STUDENT ka SHIKWA.. Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete.. Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete.. Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir.. Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete.. Parchay jo mile … Continue reading →

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Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Posted on April 13, 2009 by salman

Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he “Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA”

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