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to clean your teeth

Posted on April 13, 2009 by salman

CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain, PEPSODENT se mazboot karain, COLGATE se fresh karain, Agar phir bhi white na hon to.. Bina sharmaye.. HARPIC use karain

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Test By Puncture

Posted on April 13, 2009 by salman

Test By Puncture A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, “What are you here for?” Banta says, “I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger.” Santa started crying, “Oh my … Continue reading →

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But if the Doctor is Cute

Posted on April 13, 2009 by salman

, – .(. – . “. .” ” . . ” AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY! BT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE Bhaar Mein Jae FRUIT

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Captain of Military

Posted on April 13, 2009 by salman

Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho SARDAR Aage nhi barha Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ? SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.

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cham cham kardi raat

Posted on April 13, 2009 by salman4raza

;cham cham kardi raat tim tim ktde tarey na koi sms na koi phone ki gal aey pyarey ya tay sadi yaad nai aandi ya paissay muk gay ne saray

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ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass

Posted on April 9, 2009 by salman4raza

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka … Continue reading →

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G Kerda Bhai G Kerda

Posted on April 9, 2009 by salman

Zardari Of esms.ws 1).G Krda bai G karda Tenu Lmyan pawan G KRDA G krda bai G karda Tennu juttyan Laawan G karda 1 Wari O Zardari 1 wari O zardari Tu hath meray charh kutteya

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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see

Posted on April 8, 2009 by salman

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ckeck karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad

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