Category Archives: Husband SMS
A Ghazal by Husband
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti … Continue reading
dimagh k hum b DON hain
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, “DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?†tabhi wife zorse chillayi’ CHAKKAAAA!!!
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se program karo pados wali se ankh ladao Sali se love karo dilwali se aur maar khao ghar walli se.
Husbnd:mai tang a gya hu
Husbnd:mai tang a gya hu Tm hmesha mera ghar,meri car MERA MERA hi krti rhti ho.kbi HAMARA b kaha karo. Ab almari me kiya dhond rahi ho? Wife: hamara dupatta
The average man’s life consists
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Sardar on phone Doctor my
Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………