Category Archives: Husband SMS

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?” Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi … Continue reading →

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days. Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early, Otherwise You will be Suprised….

Wife: “Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji” . . . Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao.” . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

3 FEELINGS what is the difference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

EK BACHA APNI MAA SE PAPA NE MUJHE KISS NAHI KI MAA: BETA AP NE ABCD NAHI SUNAYI HOGI BETA: TO KAAM WALI NE KON SI SUNAYI THI????? @W@!$

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband:please slow down the speed of car. Wife:No ;please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband:the Newspaper will publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!!!!!