List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

i am still watching you are every movement through

3 different Sources.

1.Cartoon network

2.Animal planet

3.National geography

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

1 Khota (donkey) 2 Feet Ki Rassi

Say Bandha Hua hai,

Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega?

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Haar Maan Li ???

Khotay(DONKEY) Ne Bi haar Maan Li Thi…

Abe khajur,

Zoo se bhage hue langur,

Abe Sade hue kele ke chilke,

Chuse hue am,

Circus ke retired Bandar,

Aisa kisi ko na kehna,

Feel hota hai!

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Vo reshmi baalo vali,

Bhuri aankho vali,

Komal hatho or naram pero vali,

Matakti hui andhere me,

Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,

Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”Â…

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main.

Night was dark,
Moon was high
Boy stopped his car
girl asked him y?
He came close 2 her.
She felt shy.
He went near her
ear & told her 3 words
“CNG muk gai”

At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha,
Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga?
Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi….