Category Archives: Insult SMS

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

many kilometers away from me

i am still watching you are every movement through 3 different Sources. 1.Cartoon network 2.Animal planet 3.National geography

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It makes no difference

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing

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Can u answer this

1 Khota (donkey) 2 Feet Ki Rassi Say Bandha Hua hai, Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Haar Maan Li ??? Khotay(DONKEY) Ne Bi haar Maan Li Thi…

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Abe khajur

Abe khajur, Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe Sade hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue am, Circus ke retired Bandar, Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota hai! ~~~~~~~~~ Vo reshmi baalo vali, Bhuri aankho vali, Komal hatho or naram … Continue reading

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majnu ko laila ka sms naheen

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main.

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Night was dark

Night was dark, Moon was high Boy stopped his car girl asked him y? He came close 2 her. She felt shy. He went near her ear & told her 3 words “CNG muk gai”

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At ur age hitler commited suicide

At ur age hitler commited suicide Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi

Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha, Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga? Haar Maan Li ? Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi….

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