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		<title>many kilometers away from me</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am still watching you are every movement through 3 different Sources. 1.Cartoon network 2.Animal planet 3.National geography Some of the Random SMSMarch 4, 2009 -- Raaz-e-dil na sunana kisiNovember 30, 2007 -- Saying gudnite is not just puttingMarch 26, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>It makes no difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing Some of the Random SMSDecember 1, 2007 -- Khushiyon &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Can u answer this</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Khota (donkey) 2 Feet Ki Rassi Say Bandha Hua hai, Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Haar Maan Li ??? Khotay(DONKEY) Ne Bi haar Maan Li Thi Some of &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Abe khajur</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>majnu ko laila ka sms naheen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Night was dark</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Night was dark, Moon was high Boy stopped his car girl asked him y? He came close 2 her. She felt shy. He went near her ear &#38; told her 3 words â€œCNG muk gaiâ€ Some of the Related SMSApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>At ur age hitler commited suicide</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At ur age hitler commited suicide Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide Some of the Related SMSApril 14, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha, Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga? Haar Maan Li ? Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi&#8230;. Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- For this, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Urgently required blood</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Urgently required your blood ek accident ho gaya hai, tumhara hi blood chahiye, Please mana mat karna, warna kutta mar jayaga. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Last night , thinking ofNovember 25, 2007 -- How can u &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Msg na karke dil tod diya</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Msg na karke dil tod diya mera, Ab mobile dafna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi puchhe rog kya tha, To nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena. Some of the Random SMSMarch 20, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>If I had a camera     I ll</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I had a camera I ll snap every your movement Every smile Every actions And keep in my House to scare all ghosts Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- Lucky means who get the opportunity.December 2, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Cell phone emit dangerous radiationsâ€¦</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/cell-phone-emit-dangerous-radiations%e2%80%a6.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But.. How lucky u r&#8230;..! &#8220;No Brain&#8221; &#8220;No Tension&#8221; Some of the Related SMSApril 17, 2009 -- Night was darkApril 17, 2009 -- At ur age hitler commited suicideApril 15, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>cham cham kardi raat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Poetry SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[;cham cham kardi raat tim tim ktde tarey na koi sms na koi phone ki gal aey pyarey ya tay sadi yaad nai aandi ya paissay muk gay ne saray Some of the Related SMSApril 17, 2009 -- Night was &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m worried</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 11:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No visits&#8230; No calls&#8230; No sms&#8217;s&#8230; No letters&#8230; No missed calls&#8230; I&#8217;m worried&#8230; R u in jail again? &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Money can buy&#8230; House but not Home&#8230; Bed not Sleep&#8230; Medicine not health&#8230; MONEY-IS-DIRTY It only causes pains and sufferings SO &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Khuda jab</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Khuda jab KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI, KHUDA JAB ISHQ DETA HAI. KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI UDHAR KANJOOSI SE, AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI :0 &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Hum Giray Huyay Ko Uthatay Hain Hum Bichroon Hoon &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Poetic sardar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prince Charles &#38; Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, &#8220;Pass the wine you divine&#8221;. Sardar thinks &#8220;how poetic&#8221; Sardar says, &#8220;pass the custard you bastard&#8221;. Some of the Related SMSApril 17, 2009 -- Night was darkApril 17, 2009 -- At &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>RAVAN KAUN</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ravan kaun? Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe&#8230;! Toh asli Ravan kaun?? &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Bewaquaf ki nishanian</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/sms-collection-bewaquaf-ki-nishanian.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bewaquf ki 3 nishania; 1. miss call karega 2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga 3. Don&#8217;t scroll down - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Woh kya hai</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-woh-kya-hai.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sms-collection-woh-kya-hai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek chipkali ne gaana(song) sunaya To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi&#8230;. Puchon kaise..kaise..????? Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon ne uske liye taaliyan bajayee&#8230;.. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Aasman me ud rahe the galib, Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib, Aasman &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>She will say</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/sms-collection-she-will-say.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call an unknown phone number and ask Bashir hai kya? She will say &#34; No wrong number&#34;. Again call after five min &#34;Bashir hai kya ?&#34; She will be reasonably annoyed &#34;no this is wrong number&#34;. Again call &#34;Bashir aa &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Short Summary of April Fool</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/short-summary-of-april-fool.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/short-summary-of-april-fool.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy. lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian na &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1st Fool Of 2009</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/1st-fool-of-2009.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/1st-fool-of-2009.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1st Fool Of 2009 Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 80 Days itâ€™s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2009 Some of &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>How dare they fool you</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/how-dare-they-fool-you.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/how-dare-they-fool-you.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If today any 1 talks &#38; praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. Some of the Related SMSApril 1, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>April Fool SMS</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/april-fool-sms.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/april-fools-sms/april-fool-sms.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for Best April Fool SMS then your search ends here. april fool sms messages, april fool sms friendship, april fool sms jokes, hindi april fool sms, april fool sms text, free april fool sms, april fool &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Cool April Fool Collection</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/cooldecent-sms/cool-april-fool-collection.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/cooldecent-sms/cool-april-fool-collection.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[his cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !Now read it without the word cat. ***** Feeling bored ? Wondering, what to do ? &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Apki shan ma ARZ kia hai</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/apki-shan-ma-arz-kia-hai.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/apki-shan-ma-arz-kia-hai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apki shan ma ARZ kia hai Jungle ma mangle teray he dam se, sub nay yeh shore machaya hai, wah re monkey teri kismat Auj tujhay eik insan ka SMS aya hai Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Message na karke dil tod</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/message-na-karke-dil-tod.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Message na karke dil tod diya mera, Ab mobile dafna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena&#8230;. Some of the Random SMSMarch 2, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Dream makes everything possible,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/dream-makes-everything-possible.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/dream-makes-everything-possible.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above&#8230; So always Brush ur Teeth Some of the Random SMSFebruary 26, 2009 -- ruswa e yon say jo der gayaFebruary 20, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>u r70% beautiful  u r 75%naughty  u</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/u-r70-beautiful-u-r-75naughty-u.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/u-r70-beautiful-u-r-75naughty-u.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[u r70% beautiful u r 75%naughty u r85%sweet u r 90%cute u r 100%lovely total 70 + 75 + 85 + 90 + 100 = u r now 420 Some of the Random SMSMarch 5, 2009 -- Doctor:ap k gurday &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>GALILIO:  great mind    EINSTEIN:  genious</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/galilio-great-mind-einstein-genious.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/galilio-great-mind-einstein-genious.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GALILIO: great mind EINSTEIN: genious mind NEWTON: extraoridinary mind BILL GATES brilliant mind ME: master mind YOU: oh! never mind Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- EXam’s song by Munna bhaiMarch 8, 2009 -- (,)/ A! Kya]]></description>
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		<title>Agar manzil ko pana hai  to</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/agar-manzil-ko-pana-hai-to-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/agar-manzil-ko-pana-hai-to-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna Some of the Random SMSApril 18, 2009 -- chand pe kali ghata chahtiNovember 24, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>What Is 143?    I Miss You    No    I</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/what-is-143-i-miss-you-no-i.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/what-is-143-i-miss-you-no-i.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What Is 143? I Miss You No I Hate You No I Miss You No I Love You No 143 Means: One Hundred &#38; Fourty Three. Maths May Dheyan Do Romance May Nahi!;-) Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>(.)    _/&#124;:&#124;\_  [&lt;&lt;]    Main</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/__-main.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(.) _/&#124;:&#124;\_ [&#60;&#60;] Main Subha Say Yahan Betha Kisi Bus Ya Train Ka Nahi Balkay Aap K SMS Ka Intezar Kar Raha Hoon Ab Kar Bhi Do Kanjoos! Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Those who are too &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>dost apki girl friend ka</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/dost-apki-girl-friend-ka.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/dost-apki-girl-friend-ka.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[dost apki girl friend ka phone aya tha keh rahi thi # # # # # # Main pathar se na mare dewane ko bobm ka zamana hai urra do salay ko Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>police ko 1 body mile hai    .kaly</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/police-ko-1-body-mile-hai-kaly.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/police-ko-1-body-mile-hai-kaly.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[police ko 1 body mile hai .kaly dant hin .ghonsly jaisai bal hain .dimagh nahi hai .shakal paglon wali hai mujhey fikar ho rahi hai zara miscall to do Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Whatâ€™s the diff &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>ku kata ka ka ku  ku ke ki</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/ku-kata-ka-ka-ku-ku-ke-ki.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/ku-kata-ka-ka-ku-ku-ke-ki.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana Some of the Random SMSFebruary 19, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Banany wale ne ek DOST mere</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haveli main &#8220;BHOOT&#8221; ka saaya hay Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,  Apna</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.) Some of the Random SMSNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>what happend 2 ur mobile?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Chand pe kali ghata chhati</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chand pe kali ghata chhati to hogi, Sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi, Tum laakh chhupao dunia se magar, Akele mein tumhen apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi. Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- Kaash k usay &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>One Of D  Intellignt  Monkey  Missing  In  Zoo.!  Its</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U, Bcoz It Is Intelligent Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Oops!?.Ouch i fell from &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>new MMS Recieved    Name:Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[new MMS Recieved Name:Video Clip Time:2 Min 35 Sec Starting Now Loading. . . Loading. . . . Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai? Video Dekhen Ge. Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- sardar ji tree par charrahyApril 2, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>After 7 Days!    After 159</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log&#8230;.. . . . . . . Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai? Aap Apna Kam Karein:-) Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- You’re…March &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Main    agar    kahon     tumse    haseen    kainaat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Main agar kahon tumse haseen kainaat men nahi he koi to yaqeen mat karna insan pareshani men ulta seedha bol jata he&#8230;:-)) Some of the Random SMSApril 2, 2009 -- Good wishes for a joyous NavratriMarch 1, 2009 -- CHAND &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,    Mera    Raat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jabse Tumhe dekha hai, Mera Raat ko Din ko Subha ko Sham ko Khate waqt Peete waqt Sote waqt Jagte waqt Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai! Some of the Random SMSMarch 10, 2009 -- Tekoon yaad hosi main aakhayaSeptember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN, SMART HAIN, CHARMING HAIN TO KUTTA PALIYE.. SAAP PALIYE.. SHER PALIYE.. MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. Some of the Random SMSApril 5, 2009 -- 20000 indexApril 14, 2009 -- Tu yaar way Laal &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>well come to  www.love.com    enter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[well come to www.love.com enter password ********* processing sorry,! aap ki peyar kerny k umer guzer chuki hy, plz try www.toba-astaghfar.com Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- Judai Ki Kasak Liye TeriMarch 28, 2009 -- Kafi dino se &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>WOMAN has MAN in it .    SHE</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WOMAN has MAN in it . SHE has HE in it. Mrs. has Mr. in it. LADY has LAD in it. MISTERESS has MISTER in it. MADAM has ADAM in it. HOSTESS has HOST in it. FEMALE has MALE in &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teri aankain jhuki jhuki</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair $ lovely mila..!! Some of the Random SMSMarch 4, 2009 -- PATHAN WAS RIDING ON A BICYCLE ANDDecember 1, 2007 -- Touch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Neend jab muje Aagosh mein</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 12:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neend jab muje Aagosh mein laiti he, Apka chehra nigahoon mein bas jata he, Ek dam se meri aankh khul jati he, DIL se ye AWAZ aati he, AMMI BHOOOT Some of the Random SMSNovember 15, 2007 -- Khushiyan manatey &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Your network tariff has changed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- GOD is always playing CHESS with each one &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Could u fax me ur photo very</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it&#8217;s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .. I&#8217;m playing cards and we&#8217;ve misplaced the JOKER Some of the Random SMSJune 19, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>What is the difference between</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between Monkey &#038; Donkey ? Monkey saves this message &#038; Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs.. Some of the Random SMSDecember 1, 2007 -- I love you notApril 1, 2009 -- Dhadkano ko sunkar bhi &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Your account has been recharged</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs.990.74.ur account balance is now Rs.999.74 Chehra To Dekho Zara jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gya Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- They Join hands in Hands,November 9, 2007 -- Best &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ankhon mein shrrafat.      chal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ankhon mein shrrafat. chal mein nazaakat. dil mein sachai. phir kyon na bole ap ko her lerki MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI. Some of the Random SMSMarch 25, 2009 -- Kabhi jo maazi main jhankoge TumhainMarch 29, 2009 -- 20. However rare &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Cheel Uri..    Kaw_Wa Ura..    Maina</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cheel Uri.. Kaw_Wa Ura.. Maina Uri.. Gadha Ura.. Ooopppps Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :-> Some of the Random SMSMarch 3, 2009 -- Rat yun dil mein teri khoiNovember 12, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Abey O Egg K Chilke !  Aam</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Mujh ko tere bachpan ka zamana&#8230;,      Patli</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mujh ko tere bachpan ka zamana&#8230;, Patli patli tangoon par latka huwa pajama.. Woh behti naak ko hath se ponch kar gal per lagana&#8230; Galii main beth kar saray muhalley ko show dikhlana&#8230; Kamar se makhiyan urate howye awaz lagana &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Fanta Piyo,  Pepsi Piyo,  Marinda</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fanta Piyo, Pepsi Piyo, Marinda Piyo Coke Piyo, Dew Piyo, Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main Some of the Random SMSApril 10, 2009 -- Wishing u&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. GMarch 1, 2009 -- Muj sy shadi karoo &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You are the twinkle of my eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Tujhe dekhker aksar  Aajate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tujhe dekhker aksar Aajate hain mujhe chakker Samajh nahin aata mujhe Tum moannis ho ya muzakker Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,March 26, 2009 -- TumHe tO KHabaR He NAhi &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>quaidabad, . malir, . kalaboard,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[quaidabad, . malir, . kalaboard, . airport, . colony gate, . natha khan , aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!! Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Xams are thereMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>aaj pink panther ki barsi</title>
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		<comments>http://esms.ws/insult-sms/aaj-pink-panther-ki-barsi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[aaj pink panther ki barsi hai, us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay , ab ap ki bari hay Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I like u  I miss u  I love</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like u I miss u I love u I find u my best friend I respect u I care u . . .. . . All are examples of present indefinite tense: Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Dear user,your wife can become</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS CHILD or call customer care at 9890****** &#038; be a tension-free DAD! Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Dost dushman nazar nahin atayApril 10, 2009 -- Master: Mein &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Aap aik brilliant, beautiful,</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. Some of the Random SMSMay 15, 2009 -- Khushi k lamheNovember 10, 2007 -- U n me forever, and ever and &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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