Category Archives: Insult SMS

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Urgently required blood

Urgently required your blood ek accident ho gaya hai, tumhara hi blood chahiye, Please mana mat karna, warna kutta mar jayaga.

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Msg na karke dil tod diya

Msg na karke dil tod diya mera, Ab mobile dafna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi puchhe rog kya tha, To nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.

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If I had a camera I ll

If I had a camera I ll snap every your movement Every smile Every actions And keep in my House to scare all ghosts

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Cell phone emit dangerous radiations…

WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But.. How lucky u r…..! “No Brain” “No Tension”

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cham cham kardi raat

;cham cham kardi raat tim tim ktde tarey na koi sms na koi phone ki gal aey pyarey ya tay sadi yaad nai aandi ya paissay muk gay ne saray

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I’m worried

No visits… No calls… No sms’s… No letters… No missed calls… I’m worried… R u in jail again? ………………………………………………………… Money can buy… House but not Home… Bed not Sleep… Medicine not health… MONEY-IS-DIRTY It only causes pains and sufferings SO … Continue reading

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Khuda jab

Khuda jab KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI, KHUDA JAB ISHQ DETA HAI. KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI UDHAR KANJOOSI SE, AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI :0 ………… ……… ……………… Hum Giray Huyay Ko Uthatay Hain Hum Bichroon Hoon … Continue reading

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Poetic sardar

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

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