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famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
and
Marriage is an alarm clock.
so enjoy sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up.
Happy Unmarried life

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings
but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.

One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you’ll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
…Aisle, alter hymn (I’ll alter him)