Category Archives: Marriage SMS

This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

famous writer said Love

famous writer said Love is like a long sweet dream and Marriage is an alarm clock. so enjoy sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up. Happy Unmarried life

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You are the twinkle of my eyes

You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings, Continue reading

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One day a man inserted an

One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

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Q: Why do brides wear white?

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

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There was this lover

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!

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A little kid asks his Dad,

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

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Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth,

Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

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The Minister noticed the bride

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 … Continue reading

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