Category Archives: Marriage SMS

This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

The definition of a perfect Wife? -

The definition of a perfect Wife? – one who helps the husband with the dishes…

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Husband to wife:

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole

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Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!

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Love is one long sweet dream,

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation – “If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy … Continue reading

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A woman was telling her friend

A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.

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A happy marriage is

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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Marriage is a 3-ring circus

Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

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