Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I have treated….all others died.

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia….

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay ,
Teri yaad aai ,
Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan Teri yaad aai ,
Ab raha nahi jata Chattri lota day bahi!

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon….
Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon…
jee karta hai,
in baalon ko trim kar shampoo karoon….. nahin to phir apne haath hi dho daloon….

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?

Girl: Thats what Ive written in my answer sheet in the examination!