Category Archives: Pathan SMS

Simply a hilarious collection of Pathan sms jokes / text messages. Pathan / Pakhtoon, are only popular by there simple living. otherwise there is no way of these jokes. kindly treat them only for jokes.

LAKA KAARWAN PA TORO SHPO

Posted on April 14, 2009 by salman4raza

Laka kaarwan pa toro Shpo teregi, Dasi me okhki pa Lemo teregi. Zargia raaz da meene pat osata, Khair de ka jwand pa sro Lambo teregi. Che yo gharib shi bal tre yar juda shi, Waya che sa ba pa … Continue reading →

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ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass

Posted on April 9, 2009 by salman4raza

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka … Continue reading →

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Suboot

Posted on April 7, 2009 by salman

Ek pathan road pe latrin kar raha tha to police ne pakar liya. Jab usay le janay lagay to pathan bola…. Suboot to utha lo.

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Ye konsa station hai?

Posted on April 7, 2009 by salman

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai? Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola “Baji ye Railway Station hai”

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2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died.

Posted on March 21, 2009 by salman

2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died. Qiyamt day Angel to IKHLAS: Ur name? He said ikhlas. Angel:recite surah ikhlas. He did it quickly, n angel sent him to heaven. Angel to other khan YASEEN who was very worried. ANGEL:what is … Continue reading →

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ek pathan sahab apna dost

Posted on March 21, 2009 by salman

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka … Continue reading →

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Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida

Posted on March 21, 2009 by salman

Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha. Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam

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Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun

Posted on March 11, 2009 by salman

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain. Ali: Khan g kia hua. Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy Pathan: … Continue reading →

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