Simply a hilarious collection of Pathan sms jokes / text messages. Pathan / Pakhtoon, are only popular by there simple living. otherwise there is no way of these jokes. kindly treat them only for jokes.
Laka kaarwan pa toro Shpo teregi, Dasi me okhki pa Lemo teregi.
Zargia raaz da meene pat osata, Khair de ka jwand pa sro Lambo teregi.
Che yo gharib shi bal tre yar juda shi, Waya che sa ba pa hagho teregi,
Pa jwand ba na darzam 6 ta khushal ye, “IMDAD” ba marr sta pa kuso teregy.
ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha , to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka, to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.
Ek pathan road pe latrin kar raha tha to police ne pakar liya. Jab usay le janay lagay to pathan bola…. Suboot to utha lo.
Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai? Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola “Baji ye Railway Station haiâ€
2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died. Qiyamt day
Angel to IKHLAS: Ur name? He said ikhlas.
Angel:recite surah ikhlas. He did it quickly, n angel sent him to heaven. Angel to other khan
YASEEN who was very worried. ANGEL:what is ur name?
Pathan replied kocha nam tu Yaseen ha magar pyar se sub KAUSAR bulati hai.
Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha. Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!