Category Archives: Pathan SMS

Simply a hilarious collection of Pathan sms jokes / text messages. Pathan / Pakhtoon, are only popular by there simple living. otherwise there is no way of these jokes. kindly treat them only for jokes.

25 saal se amara koon peeta

25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment

higher studies Pathan sitting

higher studies Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar…

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment

Pathan Bought A New Mobile. Doston

Pathan Bought A New Mobile. Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao.. Pathan Bazar Gya Aur Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. .

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment

Dunniya ka sab se chota or

Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa… . . . . . . 1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment

Us shakhs se jab tuk koi

Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti, Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti, Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna, Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment

pathan: me ne khat likha

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana. tum q nahi aye. 2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi 1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment

Pathan selling parashute Pathan:Plane

Pathan selling parashute Pathan:Plane se kudo,,button dabao & zameen par safely land kar jao Customer:agr parashute nahi khula to?? Pathan: Yara paisa wapas…!!!!

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment

Pathan cycle ka break hath

Pathan cycle ka break hath mai lekar nach raha tha sardar: ye kya kar rahe ho Pathan:Oo yara dikhta nahi kia?? BREAK DANCE ..! @\/\/@!$

Posted in Pathan SMS | Leave a comment