Pakistani President jokes, humar and saying.

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,

AMERICAN:
In our country, a man had no legs, we put him artificial legs, now he is race champion.
RUSSIAN:
In our country, a man had no arms, we put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion.
PAKISTANI:
In our country, a man had no brain, we put SINDHI cap on his head, now he is our president.

Zuban ka zakhm talwar k zakhm se gehra hota hai. اسلام آبادآصف علی زرداری

NEW QAUMI TARANA..

Zardari ki zamin shad baad,
Bijli aye 8 ghantay baad,
Tu nishan-e-corruption Aalishan,
Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad baad Sindh rahay Abaad,
Zardari ki zamin ka Nizaam,
Aatay, Gas Bijli ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk sub gharak,
Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-da Tabinda baad,
Benazir dunya say Farar,
Parchamay Sitara-e-Hilal,
Khoon main ranga sara Saal,
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-Haal Jaan-e-Istaqbal,
Saya-e-America Sar pe Sawaar.

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$5000000,
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol.

Plz Donate!!!

I have donated 5 litres.

Asif Zardari Ne Elaan Kia Hai K

“MEIN Apni Beti KI SHADI
USSE KARUN GA JO MUJHSE BHI BARA
KAMEENA HOGA”
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