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		<title>New quomi tarana of Pakistan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zuban ka zakhm talwar k zakhm se gehra hota hai. Ø§Ø³Ù„Ø§Ù… Ø¢Ø¨Ø§Ø¯Ø¢ØµÙ Ø¹Ù„ÛŒ Ø²Ø±Ø¯Ø§Ø±ÛŒ Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!April 9, 2009 -- I have a special BREAKFASTMarch 10, 2009 -- Smooth &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>National Antheme (Pakistan)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW QAUMI TARANA.. Zardari ki zamin shad baad, Bijli aye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-corruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan, Shad baad Sindh rahay Abaad, Zardari ki zamin ka Nizaam, Aatay, Gas Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk sub gharak, Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-da Tabinda &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Curreption and Zardari</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Zardari Need Donation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI &#038; demanded $5000000, otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol. Plz Donate!!! I have donated 5 litres. Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Teri To Lottery Nikal PariApril 9, 2009 -- Future &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teri To Lottery Nikal Pari</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Asif Zardari Ne Elaan Kia Hai K â€œMEIN Apni Beti KI SHADI USSE KARUN GA JO MUJHSE BHI BARA KAMEENA HOGAâ€ . . . . . Teri To Lottery Nikal Pari Yaarâ€¦ Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Future ka Sawal hai Baba</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs (Zardari) humara &#8220;President&#8221; 6 saal jail main rehny wala humara &#8220;Prime Minister&#8221; 2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga&#8230; Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Zardari Need &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman ko dost bana kar dhokha do&#8221;&#8230;Hazrat Asif Zardari(La&#8217;anat-Ullah Alaih) Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Zardari Need DonationApril 9, 2009 -- Teri To Lottery Nikal PariApril 9, 2009 -- Future &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Assemblies tut gai hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Assemblies tut gai hain. General Kayani ne Asif Zerdari ko arrest kr lia ha4 more details, please turn on Geo TV Yar ye khabr kab sun&#8217;ny ko mily gi? Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Zardari Need DonationApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Pakistan New Released Movies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman&#8221; The Nominees are: 1.Amin Fahim From The Movie &#8220;B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.&#8221; 2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie &#8220;Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam&#8221; 3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie &#8220;Ganja Tera &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Na Kro Tum Kisi Ki Kashi Kardari Warna Bohat Mare Ga Zardari Bivio Bach Ke Rehna Moseebat Pari Bari Hai Ab Sadar Hamara Asif Zardari Hai Kal Jo Bivi Jagar Pari Us Se Kaha Tang Aa Kar Chitthi Likhon Asif &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nawaz to zardari before feb 25 2009 Read in punjabi Nawaz to Zardari Asi 20 tery dil 20 tera Hor 10 sonaya kihal ai tera 11 dostan nu enj nai 27 da pyar nal pyar da jawab hona chai da. &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zardari Of esms.ws 1).G Krda bai G karda Tenu Lmyan pawan G KRDA G krda bai G karda Tennu juttyan Laawan G karda 1 Wari O Zardari 1 wari O zardari Tu hath meray charh kutteya Some of the Related &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yad Rakho, Talaq Kisi Maslay ka hal nahi hai. Agar Biwi say ikhtelaf ho to us ko qatal ker do. (Muhtaram Asif Ali Zardari) (Book: Baigherati kay 14 Rehnuma Asool.) Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- National Antheme &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aamir khan is launching a new movie with the star cast.. Shery Rehman, Asif Zardari, Altaf Hussain. Rehman Malik, movie ka naam ho ga. . . . Haramzaday Zameen per.. Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- A newly &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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