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		<title>Akele ate dar lagta hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 ghar main twins paida hoye to saas ne kaha&#8230; lo batao, Pakistan k halaat dekh kar ab bachay bhi akele atay hoye darte hain ^_^ Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>If you are â€¦â€¦.. Congrats u r Pakistan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 17:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If:- R u emotionally dumbed Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI! Some of the Random SMSMarch 3, 2009 -- Dil ki basti ko weran naMarch 1, 2009 -- Hoti nahi mohabbat suratMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>New quomi tarana of Pakistan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Asif Ali Zardari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Zardari Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asif Ali Zardari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[AMERICAN: In our country, a man had no legs, we put him artificial legs, now he is race champion. RUSSIAN: In our country, a man had no arms, we put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion. PAKISTANI: In &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[April Fools SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zuban ka zakhm talwar k zakhm se gehra hota hai. Ø§Ø³Ù„Ø§Ù… Ø¢Ø¨Ø§Ø¯Ø¢ØµÙ Ø¹Ù„ÛŒ Ø²Ø±Ø¯Ø§Ø±ÛŒ Some of the Random SMSMarch 19, 2009 -- Uss ne kaha Kya Ab Bhi MereMarch 7, 2009 -- Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoiNovember 10, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>National Antheme (Pakistan)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW QAUMI TARANA.. Zardari ki zamin shad baad, Bijli aye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-corruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan, Shad baad Sindh rahay Abaad, Zardari ki zamin ka Nizaam, Aatay, Gas Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk sub gharak, Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-da Tabinda &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Curreption and Zardari</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . . Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Zardari Need Donation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI &#038; demanded $5000000, otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol. Plz Donate!!! I have donated 5 litres. Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Teri To Lottery Nikal PariApril 9, 2009 -- Future &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teri To Lottery Nikal Pari</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Asif Zardari Ne Elaan Kia Hai K â€œMEIN Apni Beti KI SHADI USSE KARUN GA JO MUJHSE BHI BARA KAMEENA HOGAâ€ . . . . . Teri To Lottery Nikal Pari Yaarâ€¦ Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Future ka Sawal hai Baba</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs (Zardari) humara &#8220;President&#8221; 6 saal jail main rehny wala humara &#8220;Prime Minister&#8221; 2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga&#8230; Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Zardari Need &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman ko dost bana kar dhokha do&#8221;&#8230;Hazrat Asif Zardari(La&#8217;anat-Ullah Alaih) Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Zardari Need DonationApril 9, 2009 -- Teri To Lottery Nikal PariApril 9, 2009 -- Future &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Assemblies tut gai hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Assemblies tut gai hain. General Kayani ne Asif Zerdari ko arrest kr lia ha4 more details, please turn on Geo TV Yar ye khabr kab sun&#8217;ny ko mily gi? Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- Zardari Need DonationApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman&#8221; The Nominees are: 1.Amin Fahim From The Movie &#8220;B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.&#8221; 2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie &#8220;Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam&#8221; 3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie &#8220;Ganja Tera &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Na Kro Tum Kisi Ki Kashi Kardari Warna Bohat Mare Ga Zardari Bivio Bach Ke Rehna Moseebat Pari Bari Hai Ab Sadar Hamara Asif Zardari Hai Kal Jo Bivi Jagar Pari Us Se Kaha Tang Aa Kar Chitthi Likhon Asif &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nawaz to zardari before feb 25 2009 Read in punjabi Nawaz to Zardari Asi 20 tery dil 20 tera Hor 10 sonaya kihal ai tera 11 dostan nu enj nai 27 da pyar nal pyar da jawab hona chai da. &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zardari Of esms.ws 1).G Krda bai G karda Tenu Lmyan pawan G KRDA G krda bai G karda Tennu juttyan Laawan G karda 1 Wari O Zardari 1 wari O zardari Tu hath meray charh kutteya Some of the Related &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Talaq Talaq Talaq</title>
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		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/asif-ali-zardari/talaq-talaq-talaq.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asif Ali Zardari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asif]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yad Rakho, Talaq Kisi Maslay ka hal nahi hai. Agar Biwi say ikhtelaf ho to us ko qatal ker do. (Muhtaram Asif Ali Zardari) (Book: Baigherati kay 14 Rehnuma Asool.) Some of the Related SMSApril 9, 2009 -- National Antheme &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>America Kis Se Darta hai?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/america-kis-se-darta-hai.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/america-kis-se-darta-hai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[America jis se darta hai un sab k naam k aakhir main (N) ata hai. Quran Taliban Pakistan Usama Bin Laden Afghanistan Iran Waziristan Aur Pathan Some of the Related SMSApril 13, 2009 -- Zardari JokeApril 7, 2009 -- Zardari &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Zardari Aur Musharraf</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/zardari-aur-musharraf.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/zardari-aur-musharraf.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga. Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon. Some of the Related SMSApril 13, 2009 -- Zardari JokeApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>20000 index</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/20000-index.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/20000-index.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[polictics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[20000 index ki mahima nirali hai, Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai, Ye kaisi diwali hai, Sensex hai bhara bhara, Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.! Some of the Related SMSApril 18, 2009 -- Hum &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/aaj-se-15-saal-pehle-sirf.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/aaj-se-15-saal-pehle-sirf.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That &#8230;.. Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading ) JEO ZARDARI Some of the Random SMSMarch 3, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Bush on visiting school :</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/bush-on-visiting-school.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/bush-on-visiting-school.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bush on visiting school : kids do u have any question. Boy : my name is JOhN and have 3 question 1. Why did u attack iraq 2. Wheres ladin 3. Why u help pak. Bush: briliant questions JohN Meanwhile &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Zardari ka Farman,  Subse</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/zardari-ka-farman-subse.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/zardari-ka-farman-subse.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Obama hai Abba jaan, Some of the Random SMSMarch 15, 2009 -- May the magic of dis EIDMarch 16, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>We have plenty of Confidence</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/we-have-plenty-of-confidence.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/we-have-plenty-of-confidence.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers Some of the Random SMSMarch 1, 2009 -- (A)ccepts you as you areFebruary 21, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/1-zardari-ko-dekha-to-aisa.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/1-zardari-ko-dekha-to-aisa.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>ahmed-faraz</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/poetry-sms/ahmed-faraz.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/poetry-sms/ahmed-faraz.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 06:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ø³Ø§Ù†Ø­Û Ù„Ø§Ù„ Ù…Ø³Ø¬Ø¯ Ù¾Ø± Ø§Ø­Ù…Ø¯ ÙØ±Ø§Ø² Ú©Ø§ ØªØ§Ø²Û Ú©Ù„Ø§Ù… ÙˆÛ Ø¹Ø¬ÛŒØ¨ ØµØ¨Ø­Ù Ø¨ÛØ§Ø± ØªÚ¾ÛŒ Ú©Û Ø³Ø­Ø± Ø³Û’ Ù†ÙˆØ­Û Ú¯Ø±ÛŒ Ø±ÛÛŒ Ù…Ø±ÛŒ Ø¨Ø³ØªÛŒØ§Úº ØªÚ¾ÛŒÚº Ø¯ÙÚ¾ÙˆØ§Úº Ø¯ÙÚ¾ÙˆØ§Úº Ù…Ø±Û’ Ú¯Ú¾Ø± Ù…ÛŒÚº Ø¢Ú¯ Ø¨Ú¾Ø±ÛŒ Ø±ÛÛŒ Ù…ÛŒØ±Û’ Ø±Ø§Ø³ØªÛ’ ØªÚ¾Û’ Ù„ÛÙˆ Ù„ÛÙˆ Ù…Ø±Ø§ Ù‚Ø±ÛŒÛ Ù‚Ø±ÛŒÛ ÙÚ¯Ø§Ø± &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>pakistan ka qomi phal: sabr</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/pakistan-ka-qomi-phal-sabr.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/pakistan-ka-qomi-phal-sabr.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[pakistan ka qomi phal: sabr ka phal qaumi libas: kala coat qaumi khel: muzakarat qaumi duaa: ya Khuda light aa jaye Some of the Random SMSOctober 3, 2008 -- Oye mere yaar dildarSeptember 27, 2008 -- May God send his &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Bush : meri sister da munda</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/bush-meri-sister-da-munda.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/bush-meri-sister-da-munda.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bush : meri sister da munda huya ay Mushraf : mubarak howy Bush : pur afsos di gul ay Musharuf : kyon? Bush : baap da pata nahi Musharaf : koi gul nahi USAMA tay pa deo Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Pakistan Post Office Ne ALTAF</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/pakistan-post-office-ne-altaf.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/pakistan-post-office-ne-altaf.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pakistan Post Office Ne ALTAF HUSSAIN Ki Tasveer Wali Stamp Jaari Kar Di He! Awam Parechan Hen K Thook Kis Taraf Lagaee Jaye!! Some of the Random SMSDecember 1, 2007 -- Teacher says to student, In AlgebraNovember 30, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You are the twinkle of my eyes</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/uncategorized/you-are-the-twinkle.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/uncategorized/you-are-the-twinkle.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ASCII SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anniversary SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birthday SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rakhi SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ramadan SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[SAD SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sorry SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Sorry SMS]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Kisi Ko ISHQ Maar Deta Hai,    Kisi</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/kisi-ko-ishq-maar-deta-hai-kisi.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/kisi-ko-ishq-maar-deta-hai-kisi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kisi Ko ISHQ Maar Deta Hai, Kisi Ko PYAR Maar Deta Hai, Kisi Ko JUDAI Maar Deti Hai, Jo Iss Say Bach Jaye Usay.. PAKISTAN Ki LOAD-SHEDING Aur MEHENGAI Maar Deti Hai. Some of the Random SMSApril 14, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>President,         shetaani</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/president-shetaani.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/president-shetaani.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[President, shetaani Army CHIEF Kiani PRIME MINISTER Gillani SPEAKER Zanani Wah Re Wah PAKISTANI&#8230; Some of the Random SMSFebruary 23, 2009 -- Ham dosti ehsan wafa sabMarch 15, 2009 -- Love is not love that altersMay 15, 2009 -- Behtreen &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>eS bijli ne kiya awaaM ka</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/es-bijli-ne-kiya-awaam-ka.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/es-bijli-ne-kiya-awaam-ka.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[eS bijli ne kiya awaaM ka dabba goal hai, heSco kehti hai galti hamari nae GOVT ne diya shedol hai. Har Bura lafz istemaal kiYa khelaaf hescO k, wapda bole qasorwar zardari hai lesko keh. loadsheding laga rakhe hai pakrena &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/musharaf-reema-ka-haath-pakar.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/politics-sms/musharaf-reema-ka-haath-pakar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: &#8220;Aao kamray mein chalain&#8221; Reema; &#8220;Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai&#8221; Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- 1.Agar computer windows PUNJABIMarch 1, 2009 -- Nikal Aate Hain Aansu RoneApril 3, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Aamir khan&#8217;s new movie.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aamir khan is launching a new movie with the star cast.. Shery Rehman, Asif Zardari, Altaf Hussain. Rehman Malik, movie ka naam ho ga. . . . Haramzaday Zameen per.. Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- Na aty &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Tera bhot memory aa rela tha</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega Some of the Random SMSMarch 2, 2009 -- Hold ten roses in &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow Some of the Random SMSOctober 3, 2008 -- Oye mere yaar dildarNovember 28, 2007 -- A blessed Christmas &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Benazir aae gi,</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi, Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! â€œThe return of phoolan deviâ€, Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London &#38; Produced by GHQ. Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto), Character Actor:Musharraf Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel. Characterless Actors:Chaudhries &#38; Lagharie, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bush &#38; Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Those who are too smart</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. Some of the Random SMSMarch 21, 2009 -- Each Moment in a day, hasNovember 10, 2007 -- Asin parvane sanu agg &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>The more you read and</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one thatâ€s out always looks the best. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- A daughter &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>good leader is a person</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- Dard k Chand Ki KirnO MeinNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Good leaders are like baseball umpires;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Elahi aaj yeh farman likh deNovember 25, 2007 -- Taste this SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- People often &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong Some of the Random SMSMarch 4, 2009 -- sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agarMarch 2, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>The word â€˜politicsâ€™ is derived from the word â€˜polyâ€™</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The word â€˜politicsâ€™ is derived from the word â€˜polyâ€™, meaning â€˜manyâ€™, and the word â€˜ticsâ€™, meaning â€˜blood sucking parasitesâ€™. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 28, 2009 -- Tum meri soch ho, koi aurApril 10, 2009 -- Drs prescription for today. &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Politics is the art of looking for trouble,</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy Some of the Random SMSMarch 18, 2009 -- Muj se mat poch k keyon ankhNovember 30, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Bad officials</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- only joys to surround u,April 10, 2009 -- A night hug warms the heart, aMarch 15, 2009 -- Life is different &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I donâ€™t make jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I donâ€™t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts Some of the Random SMSApril 9, 2009 -- G Kerda Bhai G KerdaMarch 12, 2009 -- Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohutApril 18, 2009 -- Ejazat day doMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>In politics,</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In politics, your enemies canâ€™t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- YaaD tO hONgi wO BaaTeiNMarch 5, 2009 -- Palkon k ishare say izharNovember 25, 2007 -- Doctor to sardar &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A promising young man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 26, 2009 -- Sardar Ko Ek Unknown NO SeNovember 24, 2007 -- When it &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Honesty in politics is much like oxygen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 1, 2008 -- There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>These days politcians are well engaged in playing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>We have plenty of Confidence in this country</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,November &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Some men change their party</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. -Winston Churchill Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI&#8230;.November 13, 2007 -- May you be guided &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Mankind will never see an end of trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mankind will never see an end of trouble until&#8230; lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power&#8230; become lovers of wisdom. -Plato Some of the Random SMSMarch 16, 2009 -- Dont Run Away From YoourMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Politics is the gentle art of getting votes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. -Oscar Ameringer Some of the Random SMSApril 14, 2009 -- Khane k her niwale mainNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>I offer my opponents a bargain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. -Adlai Stevenson Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.November 24, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Those who are too smart to engage in politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. -Plato Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Main nay pocha chand say,December 1, 2007 -- If a kiss was &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>In order to become the master</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. -Charles de Gaulle Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Devdas ke babuji ne kahaNovember 9, 2007 -- Can kids of our age have kids?March 8, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Hell, I never vote for anybody</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. -W.C. Fields Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Significances of the prayers.November 24, 2007 -- 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna teraMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai, Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai. Some of the Random SMSApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai Some of the Random SMSMarch 2, 2009 -- Santa: When I woke &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country… Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- What is the difference betweenMay 15, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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