Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages.

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

1
Din
Jab
Tumhari
Shadi
Hogi
Tumhari
Bivi
K
Pait
Me
Mera
Ha Ha Ha
Mera
Mera
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Bhatija
Hoga
Kamine! Bhai Pe Shak karta ha

WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”

A boy made a date in an empty house.
The girl was very sexy and warm.
She was wearing dress of net,
her body was looking from it.
She has very attractive figure.
She lay down on the bed and boy started.
To continue the story please load 25 rupees.

Kaash ye faasle na hote, Kaash ye dooriyan na hoti
Kaash aap aur ham saath hote to… to… Mere SMS k paise bach jate.

I want to go back to the time:when getting high meant on a swing..
when drinking meant apple juice..
when protection meant wearing a helmet..
when mum was home and dads shoulders were the highest place on earth..
your worst enemies were your siblings..
when the drug you only knew was the cough medicine..
the only thing that could hurt were skind knees..
the only things broken were your toys..
when we could wear whatever..
when goodbyes only meant till tomorrow!