Category Archives: Santa Banta

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

Santa ki amma maar gayi

Santa ki amma maar gayi. Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath. Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho. Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??

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Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

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To avoid side effects

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

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santa joke

Teacher: What is common between Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak? Santa: All of them were born on government holidays

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Santa to Autodriver

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!

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Sunday Funny Short Jokes

**************************************** Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything. **************************************** Angry Santa to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No … Continue reading

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Hum sab fail ho jayenge.

Santa : Yaar meine aaj paper khali chor diya. Mujhe paper me kuch nahi aata tha. Banta : Meine bhi. Santa : Aare maar gaye yaar. Hum dono ne paper khali chor diya. Aab teacher samjhenge humne cheating ki hai. … Continue reading

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Clean Funny Text Messages

**************************************** Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge **************************************** Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja … Continue reading

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