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		<title>Santa ki amma maar gayi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa ki amma maar gayi. Ek aadmi bola &#8211; amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath. Do char aur bole &#8211; haan amma hume bhi le jati Santa Bola &#8211; Chup ho jao gadho. Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai?? &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Theif entered kitchen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- A girl phoned me the otherOctober 12, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>To avoid side effects</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects! Some of the Random SMSApril 2, 2009 -- Haste rahen aapNovember 24, 2007 -- Kehte hain: Car &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>santa joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: What is common between Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak? Santa: All of them were born on government holidays Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- Na JaaNe KiOn Abhi Ek AansoONovember 24, 2007 -- Friends change, I know &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Santa to Autodriver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana! Some of the Random SMSApril 20, 2008 -- Only the one that &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Funny Short Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[**************************************** Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything. **************************************** Angry Santa to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Hum sab fail ho jayenge.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa : Yaar meine aaj paper khali chor diya. Mujhe paper me kuch nahi aata tha. Banta : Meine bhi. Santa : Aare maar gaye yaar. Hum dono ne paper khali chor diya. Aab teacher samjhenge humne cheating ki hai. &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Clean Funny Text Messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[**************************************** Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge **************************************** Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Weekend Hindi Short SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa : Banta itni sharab na piya karo, tumhari saanso tak se badbu aati hai. Yehi haal raha to tumhe nark bhi jagah nahi milegi. Banta : Donâ€™t worry Santa. Saanse to me yehi chorrkar jaunga!!! Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Test By Puncture</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Test By Puncture A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, &#8220;What are you here for?&#8221; Banta says, &#8220;I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger.&#8221; Santa started crying, &#8220;Oh my &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: Thats Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER Some of the Random SMSApril 7, 2009 -- Frndshp is like standin onMarch 12, 2009 -- jin ki &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai. Some of the Random SMSMarch 6, 2009 -- A recently fired &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Banta sits down at the bar,</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head. Hey Banta, whats happening? asks the bartender. Im &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Santa: I kiss my wife everyday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. Some of the Random SMSMarch 9, 2009 -- pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamanaFebruary 20, 2009 -- guzar jain ge un &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A lady asked Santa: LIPTON</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja Some of the Random SMSNovember 21, 2007 -- Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,November 24, 2007 -- AM I &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Santa: My dad was an extremely</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lions cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didnt say he got out. Some of the Random SMSMarch 27, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Banta ek Sadhu se bola:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banta ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- “FEELiNG”is a painting never spoil itMarch 29, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Santa: When I woke up this</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job. Banta: Did you? Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed. Some of the Random SMSSeptember 20, 2008 -- Tairay khayaloo say &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You are the twinkle of my eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[ASCII SMS]]></coop:keyword>
		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Anniversary SMS]]></coop:keyword>
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		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Good Luck SMS]]></coop:keyword>
		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Good Morning SMS]]></coop:keyword>
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		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></coop:keyword>
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		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Romantic SMS]]></coop:keyword>
		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[SAD SMS]]></coop:keyword>
		<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Santa Suffering From Constipation,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-suffering-from-constipation.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga.. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 19, 2009 -- Friendship is sweet whenNovember 10, 2007 -- *Happy new year*February 20, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Santa and Banta in a football</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-and-banta-in-a-football.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-and-banta-in-a-football.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge? Some of &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-asks-banta-tujhe-larki.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-asks-banta-tujhe-larki.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati tu seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usse class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Banta : Truck dekhkar tum</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/banta-truck-dekhkar-tum.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banta : Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa : Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- How hard do &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Santa: Yar Tumne School Ana</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-yar-tumne-school-ana.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Yar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya# Banta: Yar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai Some of the Random SMSMarch 16, 2009 -- best wishes on your &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Santa Was Kissing A Blank</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai# Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter Hai Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte Some of the Random SMSApril 18, 2009 -- LÃ²vÃ¨Ã blÃ¨ FRIENDFebruary 19, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Santa samose K andar ka masala</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-samose-k-andar-ka-masala.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha banta:Yeh kya hai# Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;-> I Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Some people like sunday, some people like &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/raat-ko-ek-ladki-ne-santa.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/raat-ko-ek-ladki-ne-santa.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia : Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai. Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha Some of the Random SMSMarch 6, 2009 -- New invention of physics, AikMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-yaar-tujhe-bus-mein.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/santa-yaar-tujhe-bus-mein.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Wo humari Bebasi &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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			<coop:keyword><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></coop:keyword>
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		<title>Banta Singh&#8217;s son</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/banta-singhs-son.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/santa-banta/banta-singhs-son.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santa singh : what is he studying ? Banta singh : Oh hes not studying. They are studying him ! Some of the Random SMSMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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