Category Archives: Santa Banta
Weekend Hindi Short SMS
Santa : Banta itni sharab na piya karo, tumhari saanso tak se badbu aati hai. Yehi haal raha to tumhe nark bhi jagah nahi milegi. Banta : Don’t worry Santa. Saanse to me yehi chorrkar jaunga!!!
Test By Puncture
Test By Puncture A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, “What are you here for?” Banta says, “I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger.” Santa started crying, “Oh my … Continue reading
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: Thats Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Banta sits down at the bar,
Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head. Hey Banta, whats happening? asks the bartender. Im … Continue reading
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
Santa: My dad was an extremely
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lions cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didnt say he got out.