Category Archives: Santa Banta
Banta ek Sadhu se bola:
Banta ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa: When I woke up this
Santa: When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job. Banta: Did you? Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
You are the twinkle of my eyes
You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings, Continue reading
Santa Suffering From Constipation,
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..
Santa and Banta in a football
Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?
Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki
Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati tu seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usse class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . … Continue reading
Banta : Truck dekhkar tum
Banta : Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa : Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Santa: Yar Tumne School Ana
Santa: Yar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya# Banta: Yar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai