Simply a hilarious collection of Sardar Ji sms jokes / text messages. Sardar are only popular by there simple living. otherwise there is no way of these jokes. kindly treate them only jokes.
Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of. . . “I made a mistake” . . . Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .? “I was made by a mistake”
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho SARDAR Aage nhi barha Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ? SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.
A sardar was given a job to take out the dead bodies from a graveyard after a jet crash in. He dug out 500 bodies and kept digging.
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking
Koun gadha ? Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”