Category Archives: Sardar Ji SMS
made by a mistake
Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of. . . “I made a mistake” . . . Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .? “I was made by a mistake”
1st ever intelligent sardar
1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Captain of Military
Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho SARDAR Aage nhi barha Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ? SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.
A sardar was given a job
A sardar was given a job to take out the dead bodies from a graveyard after a jet crash in. He dug out 500 bodies and kept digging.
Poetic sardar
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.
One sardarji professor asked
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking
Koun gadha ?
Koun gadha ? Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha” Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”