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		<title>made by a mistake</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 17:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>1st ever intelligent sardar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 17:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:  &#8220;Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Captain of Military</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A sardar was given a job</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Poetic sardar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prince Charles &#38; Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, &#8220;Pass the wine you divine&#8221;. Sardar thinks &#8220;how poetic&#8221; Sardar says, &#8220;pass the custard you bastard&#8221;. Some of the Related SMSApril 17, 2009 -- Night was darkApril 17, 2009 -- At &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>One sardarji professor asked</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Baar baar yeh din aaye,November 10, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Koun gadha ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Koun gadha ? Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha &#8220;padhne wala gadha&#8221; Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! &#8220;likhne wala gadha&#8221; Some of the Related SMSApril 13, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardarji standing below a</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: Todays dinner should be light ! Some of the Random SMSFebruary 19, 2009 -- Suchta tha har mor per aapDecember 1, 2007 -- Never &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardar went to a bank to</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said:Fill Up In Capital.. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 19, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>aik sardar ko os ke dost</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[aik sardar ko os ke dost ka phone ata hai dost: Sardar je apki biwi kisi se bat kar rhi hai. Sardar: accha ghar bhag jata hai. phir wapis aa kar phone karta hai aur kehta hai woh to mera &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Pathan : O Yara So ja Ghar Giry ga To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Coming to meet &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar ki wife inspecter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-) Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- 24 sweet &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardarni To Sardar:Public</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara? Sardar:Darling.. Jeweller Ki Dukan The, Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai?? Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- If U need a friend and there &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>2 Sardars looking at Egyptian</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! Some of the Random SMSApril 2, 2009 -- Bewaquaf ki nishanianMarch 3, 2009 -- Dilse phool bankar hum &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar in a library bangs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!! Some of the Random SMSMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>BRITISH:U know swimming?  Sardar:no  British:dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRITISH:U know swimming? Sardar:no British:dog is better than u, it swims. Sardar: u know swimming? British:yes Sardar:whats the difference between u and dog? Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- A girl phoned me the otherNovember 10, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>sardar ji tree par charrahy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sardar ki wife inspecter</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ki-wife-inspecter.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ki-wife-inspecter.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-) Some of the Random SMSApril 14, 2009 -- Wo sunta &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Hitler says,There is no word</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/hitler-saysthere-is-no-word.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/hitler-saysthere-is-no-word.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hitler says,There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary Sardar says: Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?March &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>2009 ka sabse zalil sms:  =======================    Girl:</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/2009-ka-sabse-zalil-sms-girl.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/2009-ka-sabse-zalil-sms-girl.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2009 ka sabse zalil sms: ======================= Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna&#8230; Sardar: Fir main Potty kab karunga??? Some of the Random SMSApril 5, 2009 -- Zaroori nhi Sab &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar to air hostess: Plz</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-to-air-hostess-plz.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-to-air-hostess-plz.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar to air hostess: Plz mujey eik plastic bag chaye, mujey vomit aa rahi hia. Air hostes us ko bag de deti hia. Thori dair baad jab wapis aati hia to sarey pessenger vomits ker rahey they. To Sardar ne &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>2 Sardar jungle main, samne</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/2-sardar-jungle-main-samne.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/2-sardar-jungle-main-samne.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 Sardar jungle main, samne sher(lion) agya, 1 ne miiti othai sher ki ankh main dal k bhagne laga, 2nd khara raha, ist: Abey bhag, 2nd: Main q bhagun mitti tu ny dali hai. Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Once there was a mirror that</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/once-there-was-a-mirror-that.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/once-there-was-a-mirror-that.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars&#8230; French: I think I dont smoke&#8230;killed. American: I think i love Iraq.. killed. Sardar: I think&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Killed. Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Donâ€™t ever give up when u &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ek kabuter ne Sardar per</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/ek-kabuter-ne-sardar-per.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/ek-kabuter-ne-sardar-per.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek kabuter ne Sardar per beet kar di: Sardar: Oye teri maa nu tujhe chaddi pehenna nahi sikaya? Kabuter: Salay tu chaddi pehen ker karta ha kia? Some of the Random SMSApril 1, 2009 -- Girl in a party to &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:  &#8220;Me</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss-me-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss-me-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: &#8220;Me sick, no work&#8221; Boss SMS back: &#8220;When I am sick I kiss my wife try it&#8221; 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: &#8220;Me ok, ur wife very sweet&#8221; Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor:ap k gurday fail ho</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/doctorap-k-gurday-fail-ho.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/doctorap-k-gurday-fail-ho.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor:ap k gurday fail ho gaye hain Sardar: what a hell !! mere gurday kabhi school gaye nahi to wo fail kaise ho sakte hain..!!??? Some of the Random SMSApril 10, 2009 -- /// EiD MubArAK /// INovember 12, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Aik sardar ji ka ghora race</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/aik-sardar-ji-ka-ghora-race.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/aik-sardar-ji-ka-ghora-race.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aik sardar ji ka ghora race main sab se pechay reh gaya. Sardar ji ka dost nai us se pocha ka twda ghora kaira hai?. Sardar ji nai jawab dia Ohi,jinai sab no agai laya hoya hai. Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar :   I Love You Da</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-i-love-you-da.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-i-love-you-da.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar : I Love You Da Ki Mtlab Honda Ae .. ? Girl : Main Tum Se Pyar Krti Hoon &#8230; !!! Sardar : Aaj Ka Di Kuriyan Ty Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal Da Mtlb Ki Puchya Free Ho &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/eik-sardar-ne-najomi-se-pocha.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/eik-sardar-ne-najomi-se-pocha.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha: Kya Main Agly Janam Mn Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon? Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya, Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Aik shakhs &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Gurdaspur ka Sardar mar gya    Uski</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/gurdaspur-ka-sardar-mar-gya-uski.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/gurdaspur-ka-sardar-mar-gya-uski.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gurdaspur ka Sardar mar gya Uski laash per BIVI rotey aur bain kertey huey keh rahi thi, Vey tu othay tur gya ain jithey DIVA na BATTI Vey tu othay tur gya ain jithey MANJJI na PEERRI Vey tu othay &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar ki maut bijli girnay</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ki-maut-bijli-girnay.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ki-maut-bijli-girnay.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun# to sardar bola &#8220;mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae&#8221; Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- You may &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A sardar was running with</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-sardar-was-running-with.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:  &#8220;Me</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss-me.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss-me.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: &#8220;Me sick, no work&#8221; Boss SMS back: &#8220;When I am sick I kiss my wife try it&#8221; 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: &#8220;Me ok, ur wife very sweet&#8221; Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>2 Sardar ped par baith kar</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/2-sardar-ped-par-baith-kar.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/2-sardar-ped-par-baith-kar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 Sardar ped par baith kar gana ga rahe the, achanak ek Sardar ulta latak ke gane laga.. Dusre ne pucha: Ulta kyun ho gaya? Pehla Bola: SIDE B ga raha hUn . . . ;-> Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Doctor Se : Tenu Taankey</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-doctor-se-tenu-taankey.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-doctor-se-tenu-taankey.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar Doctor Se : Tenu Taankey Laney Aande Ne # Doctor: haan G, Daso Kithey Laane Ne # Sardar : Meri Juti Nu La De.[ Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- May the little flowers lying in gloomNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/ek-sardar-bus-tey-betha-tey.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/ek-sardar-bus-tey-betha-tey.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai Jao. Sardar: Bohat Achey, Main Chatt Tey Bai Jawan, Tusi Thalo Gadi Le Jao Some of the Random SMSApril 2, 2009 -- I Miss UFebruary &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>a frog to Sardar! Sardar</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-frog-to-sardar-sardar.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-frog-to-sardar-sardar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a frog to Sardar! Sardar ka dimakh nai hota, sardar replied hota hai! frog: nai hota, nai hota nai hota and jump in water. sardar said ley duss es wich khudashi karne di gal si:)) Some of the Random SMSNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Ko Ek Unknown NO Se</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ko-ek-unknown-no-se.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ko-ek-unknown-no-se.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar Ko Ek Unknown NO Se Msg Aya Usne Apne Sab Dosto Se Wo Msg Paper Pe Likhwaya, Magar Q# . . . Sab Ki Handwritng Sms Ki Writng Se Match Karne K Liye Some of the Random SMSOctober 12, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Handsom Waiter Ne Sardar</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/ek-handsom-waiter-ne-sardar.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/ek-handsom-waiter-ne-sardar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Handsom Waiter Ne Sardar Se Hotel Mein Khane Ka Bill Manga&#8230; Sardar-O Ji Ham Ne To Kuch Khaya Hi Nhi, Waiter- But Sir Khana To Ready Tha Sardar- Acha Tu Meri Biwi Ko Line Maarne Ka Bill De Waiter-Main &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Je Ka Bacha School</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-je-ka-bacha-school.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-je-ka-bacha-school.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha. Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Massa massa si aayi &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A Judge Said.. Order.. Order..</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-judge-said-order-order.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-judge-said-order-order.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Judge Said.. Order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge: Shut Up. SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,February 20, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/1-sarrdar-motorway-pe-ciggereate.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/1-sarrdar-motorway-pe-ciggereate.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho # Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon 1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar: Yar kal main bathrom</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-yar-kal-main-bathrom.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-yar-kal-main-bathrom.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Yar kal main bathrom gea to wahan ek shair tha Frnd: hain..phir tum ne kya kia# Sardar: Kuch nhi main ne shair se kaha ap kr lo, mera to nikl hi gya hai Some of the Random SMSApril 7, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-jii-tuwanu-kadi-kissi.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-jii-tuwanu-kadi-kissi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .# # # Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi Bus Ena Kendi Ae I Love U Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha U Kon Hai &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardarni write: massege 2</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardarni-write-massege-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardarni-write-massege-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardarni write: massege 2 sardar &#8216;ghar kab aa rahe ho# Massege karke batao&#8217; Sardar write 2 her: &#8216;Nahi bata sakta, Balance kam hai&#8230;&#8230;;-) Some of the Random SMSMarch 1, 2009 -- Is kadar hum yaar ko mananeMarch 18, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>1 Sardar ne makhi k dono</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/1-sardar-ne-makhi-k-dono.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/1-sardar-ne-makhi-k-dono.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Sardar ne makhi k dono par kat deye,or kaha, Urr ja Wo nahi urae sardar:tjarbe se sabit howa agr makhi k dono par kat deye jayn to wo sun nahi Sakti..-;&#62;[ Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: Give english translation</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-give-english-translation.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-give-english-translation.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Give english translation of, Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain.. Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..! Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- A good Friend is like a computerMarch 28, 2009 -- BiN &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar 2 other: Ager aik</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-2-other-ager-aik.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-2-other-ager-aik.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar 2 other: Ager aik hathi soi k sorakh se guzr raha ho to usy rokny k lye kya kerna chahye# Other Sardar: uski dum pe girah laga do phans jae ga&#8230;:-) Some of the Random SMSNovember 28, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher to Sardar: Name five</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-to-sardar-name-five.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-to-sardar-name-five.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher to Sardar: Name five animals that live in water! Sardar : Frog Teacher: shabash and the remaining four?!! Sardar: Forg dee maa, pyo, phen tay phira Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar proposed a girl with</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-proposed-a-girl-with.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-proposed-a-girl-with.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar proposed a girl with romentic poetry! Kutta mar gaya razai vich Mei pagal han teri judai vich Zaban tay machar bay naye sekda Sardar teray baghair reh naye sekda Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- tarasta hai &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar UK k 1 hotel me khana</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-uk-k-1-hotel-me-khana.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-uk-k-1-hotel-me-khana.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar UK k 1 hotel me khana khane gya Wo Murgi khana chahta tha lekin Murgi ki english bhul gya Dey askd wht do u wnt Sardar G? Srdr Replied: Eggs Mother Some of the Random SMSApril 21, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-larkiyan-bhi-ajeeb.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-larkiyan-bhi-ajeeb.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain! Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,November 10, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sikh-kal-koi-meri-biwi-k.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sikh-kal-koi-meri-biwi-k.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti kr gya aur Rs 20000 v le gya pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar was beating his son  Wife:Q</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-was-beating-his-son-wifeq.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-was-beating-his-son-wifeq.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar was beating his son Wife:Q mar rahe ho? Srdr:Iske cell pe Phone kiya to 1 ladki boli-Da person U r trying 2 reach is currently buzy! Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- Dil se bolun ik bat &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Prof: What is Chemical symbol</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/prof-what-is-chemical-symbol.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/prof-what-is-chemical-symbol.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prof: What is Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: And Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will you get if 1 Atom of BA and 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA Some of the Random SMSMarch 9, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Math Teacher to Sardar: Agar</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/math-teacher-to-sardar-agar.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/math-teacher-to-sardar-agar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Math Teacher to Sardar: Agar tumhari 1 pocket main Rs.1000 hon or 2nd pocket main bhi Rs.1000 hon to tum kya socho gay? Sardar: Yaar main kithay Abby di pant tay ni paa lai? Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar to nurse:  Agr meri</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-to-nurse-agr-meri.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-to-nurse-agr-meri.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar to nurse: Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS. Bacha paida hote hi mar gaya. Nurse: Sardar ji apki SUPLI aee ha:-D Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Pani ki bondain &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-what-will-happen.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-what-will-happen.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF EARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER? SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- TumSe He KarTa hOon MeinFebruary 22, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A person asked a SARDAR,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-person-asked-a-sardar.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-person-asked-a-sardar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A person asked a SARDAR, Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho? Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise? sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-yar-meri-biwi-pani.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-yar-meri-biwi-pani.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! Some of the Random SMSApril 20, 2008 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar on phone:     Doctor</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-on-phone-doctor.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-on-phone-doctor.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 1, 2008 -- The definition of a perfect Wife? &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>In a party a lady wanted  to</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/in-a-party-a-lady-wanted-to.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/in-a-party-a-lady-wanted-to.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao Some of the Random SMSMarch 28, 2009 -- Cool April Fool &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A sardar owned a resturant.</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-sardar-owned-a-resturant.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/a-sardar-owned-a-resturant.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sardar owned a resturant. a man came up to him and said: Sardar jee soup vich makhi hai. Sardar replied: o Dil vadda kar yar, ooney kinna pi lena ay&#8230; Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Wat &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ne-makhi-ke-par-kat.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-ne-makhi-ke-par-kat.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat kar kaha, Urr ja..! But, makkhi nahi urri! Sardar ne kaha: Sabit howa agar makkhi ke par kat diye jain tu Makkhi sun nahi sakti Some of the Random SMSApril 1, 2009 -- This &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/pandit-insaan-jab-marr.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/pandit-insaan-jab-marr.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kYa daAanA chAhiye?? sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt PAnd&#124;t : Kyun ? sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai Some of the Random SMSMarch 29, 2009 -- MeRe PehLO &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Techer:Kya Ap Bata Sakte</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/techerkya-ap-bata-sakte.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/techerkya-ap-bata-sakte.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Techer:Kya Ap Bata Sakte Hai Srdaro Pe Kitne Joke Hai Srdr:Bahut Der Sochne K Bad Muskil Se 2 Ya 3 Baki Sab Sachi Kahania Hai Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>can you lend me 2000 Rs?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/can-you-lend-me-2000-rs.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/can-you-lend-me-2000-rs.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????? Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- main chandni main goondhMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR  We</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/twinkle-twinkle-little-sardar-we.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/twinkle-twinkle-little-sardar-we.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR We All Wonder What They R Up Above A Jura So High Like An Antena In The Sky Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy Some of the Random SMSMarch 10, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher to Sardar: What is</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-to-sardar-what-is.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/teacher-to-sardar-what-is.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the S! Some of the Random SMSOctober 3, 2008 -- CHELLANGE!March 15, 2009 -- Dhoka Mila Jub Bhi PiyarNovember 25, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar to preeto: preeto ik wari</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-to-preeto-preeto-ik-wari.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-to-preeto-preeto-ik-wari.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar to preeto: preeto ik wari i love you kehday Preeto: mainoon sharam aandi hay Sardar: kehday na i love you, daikh meri pehn nai Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Politics is the gentle art of getting &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[sardar:maths which fail kyun hoyan? son:kadi teacher kehndi ae 5+3=8 agle din kehndi ae 6+2=8 phir kehndi ae 4+4=8 . . . . . . saali nu aap hi confirm nahi menu ki sikhana see. Some of the Random SMSNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Joke</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-joke.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-joke.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once sardarji goes to see movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar in Hotel</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/sardar-in-hotel.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Sardar:Murgay di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Sardar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha Some of the Random SMSApril 13, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>ISI Mark</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/isi-mark.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/isi-mark.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach. When asked why ISI mark.. She replied&#8230;ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- Please do not MISS meOctober 13, 2008 -- Wife HusbandNovember 30, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Mushkil kaam</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/mushkil-kaam.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/sardar-ji-sms/mushkil-kaam.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Sardar doosre sarder se &#8221; btao duniya may kon sa kam mushkil hai&#8221;??? 2nd sardar&#8221; helmet pehen k pappi lena Some of the Random SMSNovember 30, 2007 -- Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,November 24, 2007 -- I wana &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>What is the full form of singh:</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/what-is-the-full-form-of-singh.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/what-is-the-full-form-of-singh.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- EXam’s song by Munna bhaiApril 5, 2009 -- Kab TOOT jaye KASAM hi toFebruary 20, 2009 -- unkliye jab humne &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardarji &amp; his wife going to city in auto.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardarji &#38; his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go &#38; sit back. I will drive auto.� Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- &#62;March 1, 2009 -- Wife &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar selected a short girl to marry.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P Some of the Random SMSOctober 5, 2009 -- Na Neend Aai Na Khwaab KoiApril 1, 2009 -- SMILE: S: &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha, sardarji uneh ‘PIZZA HUT’ le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole “oye u don’t know delivery is free in PIZZA HUT. Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar : What is the name of your car ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”. Some of the Random SMSMarch 27, 2009 -- BOht Se ZaKhaM HaIn DiL &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, is sey pehley k accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay! Some of the Random SMSApril 15, 2009 -- my eyes/arms/lips/heartMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Roses are pink</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roses are pink as pink as your lips stars are bright as bright as your eyes Apples are red as red as your cheeks Snow is white as white as your teeth Dew is fresh as fresh as your face &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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