Category Archives: Sardar Ji SMS

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: Todays dinner should be light !

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said:Fill Up In Capital..

aik sardar ko os ke dost ka phone ata hai dost: Sardar je apki biwi kisi se bat kar rhi hai. Sardar: accha ghar bhag jata hai. phir wapis aa kar phone karta hai aur kehta hai woh to mera … Continue reading →

Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Pathan : O Yara So ja Ghar Giry ga To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara? Sardar:Darling.. Jeweller Ki Dukan The, Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!!