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		<title>I think you are very careless</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat. Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- LafzO Ki JustujO Mein SabMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Rose is famous</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman4raza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rose is Famous 4 Grace… Advocate is Famous 4 his Case… Horses r Famous 4 Race… But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…! Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Prophet Muhammad (peaceNovember 12, 2007 -- This &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A few days after Christmas,</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>SenDinG U 100,00,000 SMILES,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SenDinG U 100,00,000 SMILES, TaKe 1 fOr nOw &#038; KEEP THE ReMaiNinG 99,99,999 UnDeR Ur PiLLOw, PiCk Out 1 EverY mOrninG BcOz i WanT 2 See U SmiLinG aLwaYz Some of the Random SMSMarch 8, 2009 -- I wanna love &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Once a maths teacher asked</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>smile  &#8211;  &#8211;  s:sets u free  &#8211;  &#8211;  makes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[smile - - s:sets u free - - makes u spacial - - increase ur face value - - lifts up ur spirits - - erases all ur tensions Some of the Random SMSApril 15, 2009 -- Santa: Yaar mein &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>al da way al da best, may</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[al da way al da best, may Allah gee bless yu al dat wat yu want, &#038; whch iz best for yu&#8221; remember me in yurz hear &#038; prayerz kep smiling Some of the Random SMSNovember 21, 2007 -- May &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>When u face problems in life,</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When u face problems in life, dont ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK Some of &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Shakespear said don&#8217;t worry!  because</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shakespear said don&#8217;t worry! because if u r worried u get a wrinkle, So why don&#8217;t u smile &#38; get a dimple. Always smile and be happy Some of the Random SMSFebruary 21, 2009 -- Teri khusi se nahi ghum &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Still Smiling :)    Smile</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still Smiling Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence Smile 2 Lover Means Love Smiling In Front Of Computer Means Mental Still Smiling! (Confirmed) Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- wO Hua MujHSe &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Always b happy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Always b happy, Always wear aÂ  smile, Not coz life is full of reasons 2 smile, But coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile&#8230; Some of the Random SMSApril 15, 2009 -- Akhan di benuri &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that? It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! Some of the Random SMSJune 19, 2009 -- The most humble statement..November 10, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Itâ€™s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, whatâ€™s that? Itâ€™s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- Woh bhi kiya din the jub humMarch &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>DONâ€™T frown,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DONâ€™T frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Those who are too smart to engage in politicsFebruary 19, 2009 -- God picked up a flower GodNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai Some of the Random SMSMarch 15, 2009 -- If 2 hearts r meant &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Your network tariff has changed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- KhamOsh PaLKOn Se Bahir JabNovember 24, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Where r u?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediate Some of the Random SMSSeptember 10, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naaâ€™yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin haiâ€¦ Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>A beggar- â€˜Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beggar- â€˜Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. â€œHusband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha haiâ€¦â€ Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- PhoOL MuRJha GaYe &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>What is the difference between wife &amp; saali?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/smile-sms/what-is-the-difference-between-wife-saali-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Husband SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between wife &#38; saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/get-well-soon-collection/wife-wo-samay-jo-admi-drink-ker-raha-hai.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Get Well Soon  Collection]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration Some of the Random SMSFebruary 22, 2009 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/thappar-maarnay-par-naraz-wife-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/thappar-maarnay-par-naraz-wife-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: â€œAadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.â€ Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli â€œAap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kertiâ€ Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/husband-2-wife-did-u-have-any-boyfriend-before-marriage-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent â€¦â€¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to Deâ€¦. Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: What is so interesting in me?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/smile-sms/wife-what-is-so-interesting-in-me-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Husband SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!! Some of the Random SMSSeptember 5, 2008 -- Hold Every Person&#8230;&#8230;.!!!November 25, 2007 -- Sardar on phone:October 5, 2009 -- Some Naughty Desi JokesMarch 28, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: What is so interesting in me?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/smile-sms/wife-what-is-so-interesting-in-me.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!! Some of the Random SMSNovember 25, 2007 -- Jo Meri aankhon se Khuwab dekhoMarch 26, 2009 -- Vo likhte hain humara naamNovember 25, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Full stop is not a real end,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/short-sms/full-stop-is-not-a-real-end-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure is not the real end, It is the real beginning of success. Some of the Random SMSDecember 11, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/short-sms/teacher-what-should-be-in-a-book-to-make-it-a-bestseller.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/short-sms/teacher-what-should-be-in-a-book-to-make-it-a-bestseller.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Some of the Random SMSApril 8, 2009 -- Zindagi ke tufaano ka saahilNovember 24, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied ”</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied ” Sir! 3 new girl friends”. Some of the Random &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar : What is the name of your car ?</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sardar-what-is-the-name-of-your-car.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/funny-sms/sardar-what-is-the-name-of-your-car.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/short-sms/behind-ur-smile-i-know-there-r-sorrows.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/short-sms/behind-ur-smile-i-know-there-r-sorrows.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows, Behind ur laughter I know there r tears, And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever) Some of the Random SMSNovember 24, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Your friendship is like Paktel,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/cooldecent-sms/your-friendship-is-like-paktel.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your friendship is like Paktel, “DIL TO AIK HAY” Your sincerity is like Telenor, “CHAHO KUCH BARH K” Your love is like Haleeb, “GARHA JO HAY” Your smile is like twist, “HILA K RAKH DAY” Your voice is like Nokia, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>You’re…</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/friendship-sms/you%e2%80%99re%e2%80%a6.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You’re… My Friend, my companion, through good times and bad my friend, my buddy, through happy and sad, beside me you stand, beside me you walk, you’re there to listen, you’re there to talk, with happiness, with smiles, with pain &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Is dil ka hai ek condition,</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/friendship-sms/is-dil-ka-hai-ek-condition.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is dil ka hai ek condition, Jis main nahi kisi ko permission, Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission, Wo bhi bina donation, So just maintain good relation. Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Those who are too &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Never walk away from a true friend.</title>
		<link>http://esms.ws/smile-sms/never-walk-away-from-a-true-friend.html</link>
		<comments>http://esms.ws/smile-sms/never-walk-away-from-a-true-friend.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Smile SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Never walk away from a true friend. When u c some faults, b patient &#38; realize that nobody is perfect. It’s affection that matters, not perfection. Some of the Random SMSFebruary 20, 2009 -- Maine Kaha DilRuba UsneFebruary 23, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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