Category Archives: Smile SMS
Your network tariff has changed!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Where r u?
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediate
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…â€
What is the difference between wife & saali?
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali … Continue reading
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.†Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kertiâ€
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent …… Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….