Category Archives: Students SMS
Girlfriend se milne gaya tha
Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha? Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha. Sir: kis liye? Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liyeÂ…Â…
At ur age hitler commited suicide
At ur age hitler commited suicide Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Mughal Rules
History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule? Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.
STUDENT ka SHIKWA
STUDENT ka SHIKWA.. Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete.. Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete.. Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir.. Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete.. Parchay jo mile … Continue reading
Exam main pass hona
Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k. Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho? Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is… A Bomb Should Have Fallen Instead Of An Apple On NEWTON…:D
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevent example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter
Never say “HI†instead
Never say “HI†instead say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM Never say “BYE†instead say “ALLAH HAFIZâ€. Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim