Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?

Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

Sir: kis liye?

Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liyeÂ…Â…

At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.

STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!

Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq  kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

Never say “HI” instead
say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM

Never say “BYE” instead
say “ALLAH HAFIZ”.

Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim