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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 17:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>At ur age hitler commited suicide</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Bomb Should Have Fallen</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Isâ€¦ A Bomb Should Have Fallen Instead Of An Apple On NEWTONâ€¦:D Some of the Related SMSApril 17, 2009 -- At ur age hitler commited suicideApril 14, 2009 -- STUDENT ka SHIKWAApril &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Never say â€œHIâ€ instead</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>How Pakistani professors speak english,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied ”</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>This is my head ….</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Flowers die,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Full form of maths</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students Some of the Random SMSMarch 2, 2009 -- Dyaare Gher mein kese tujheNovember 30, 2007 -- Another day ends andMarch 9, 2009 -- Birdy birdy in the sky droppedMarch 29, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>The brain is a wonderful organ.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Teacher : Correct the sentence,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- Paa Liya MeNe SaaRi DuNiaMarch 8, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Teacher : What do you call a person</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher. Some of the Random SMSNovember 10, 2007 -- I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re nearNovember &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !! Some of the &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Arshad: Me! Some of the Random SMSMarch 20, 2009 -- kesay zinda rahen in sazishonFebruary 19, 2009 -- I like u I miss u &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Teacher : Which is more important to us,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>What is a girl friend?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies &#38; division of friends Some of the Random SMSMarch 26, 2009 -- mana hum halaat se majboorNovember 12, 2007 -- May the joy, cheer,March 21, 2009 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher To Student:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping. Some of the Random SMSApril 12, 2009 -- kadi mehak nai mukdi &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Commerce professor asks the student:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”. Some of the Random SMSNovember 12, 2007 -- 1March 9, 2009 -- Inkaar ko Iqrar Kehte Hai,November 10, 2007 -- &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>The latest slogn of boys:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education Some of the Random SMSNovember 29, 2007 -- Munna: Bolay to Apun ko teraNovember 9, 2007 &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Your friendship is like Paktel,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your friendship is like Paktel, “DIL TO AIK HAY” Your sincerity is like Telenor, “CHAHO KUCH BARH K” Your love is like Haleeb, “GARHA JO HAY” Your smile is like twist, “HILA K RAKH DAY” Your voice is like Nokia, &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Do u know HOW FRIENDSHIP ENDS?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do u know HOW FRIENDSHIP ENDS? Both friends will think da other is busy &#38; will not contact, thinking it may be disturbing As time passes both will think let da other contact After dat each will think Y shud &#8230; Continue reading &#8594;]]></description>
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		<title>Friends are like a page in a book of life,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salman</dc:creator>
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