Category Archives: Students SMS

How Pakistani professors speak english,

How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I … Continue reading

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai�

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied ”

Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied ” Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

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Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai

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This is my head ….

This is my head …. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks. I am feeling much better now:-)

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Hi,

Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack

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Flowers die,

Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE…

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