Category Archives: Wife SMS

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??

Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple. A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

A recently fired stock trader said . “This is worse than divorce. I have lost everything and I still have my wife.”

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

Wife:Mein tumhari yad mein 15 din mein he adhe hogai hun. Mujhe lenay kab arahay ho? Husband:15 din bad!