Baap: Beta tujhey kaisi bivi

Baap: Beta tujhey kaisi bivi chahye?
Beta: Chaand jaisi.
Baap: Itni Khoobsurat?
Beta: nahin, Aisi jo raat ko aaey, Aur subah chali jaey.

Some of the Random SMS

• February 20, 2009 -- Zuban se kehta hoon k choronga
• April 18, 2009 -- Hum Hamesha Saath Rahen Gy
• November 24, 2007 -- Sacrifice is greater than love,
• November 12, 2007 -- Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
• November 24, 2007 -- Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
• November 12, 2007 -- Deepawali ke subh awasar pe yaad aapki aaye,
• March 3, 2009 -- buhat udaas he har shakhs
• September 25, 2008 -- Happy Eid Day
• October 12, 2008 -- Bin Tairay
• November 29, 2007 -- Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
• November 25, 2007 -- This is my head ….
• October 13, 2008 -- Barish