A man went to hell and asked

A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said “u can do that”

after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”

Some of the Random SMS

• March 2, 2009 -- Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri
• November 9, 2007 -- Come here, take off your pents and knickers
• March 9, 2009 -- Lay Gaya Sab Kuch Magar Hosla
• April 5, 2009 -- Khuda jab
• November 25, 2007 -- Abe Khajur,
• March 8, 2009 -- main bs aik baar lajawaab
• April 14, 2009 -- J suran da chanan muk jaway J
• November 24, 2007 -- A man went to the Police Station wishing
• March 1, 2009 -- Keh Dena Har Bat Zuban Se
• March 26, 2009 -- KiSi kO Apne amaL ka hiSaaB
• November 29, 2007 -- Mankind will never see an end of trouble
• March 5, 2009 -- Zaher de gayi woh peene ko, Dil