Boy to Girl : hwo many brother

Boy to Girl : hwo many brother do u have?
girl : 10 Bhai,
boy: kyu baap nu hor koi kamm nahi si,
girl : tum kitne bhai ho?
boy : akela hu,
girl : kyu baap ch hor dum nahi si…

Some of the Random SMS

• March 28, 2009 -- Uss Ek LaMhe kO KeSe MEhfoOz
• November 24, 2007 -- Life is like a novel.
• November 29, 2007 -- Lucky means who get the opportunity.
• November 10, 2007 -- SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY
• February 24, 2009 -- What is a kiss? In view
• November 25, 2007 -- main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
• November 30, 2007 -- Can U count the stars in the sky?
• February 19, 2009 -- Apni Kismat pe wohee shaks
• March 15, 2009 -- mery dil mery musafir… hoa
• March 29, 2009 -- kya duniya mein esa bhi hota
• November 30, 2007 -- Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night
• March 10, 2009 -- smile – – s:sets u free – – makes