In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

Some of the Random SMS

• April 1, 2009 -- SMILE: S: Sets u free, M:
• April 2, 2009 -- Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda
• November 10, 2007 -- Be the sky above you
• November 24, 2007 -- Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
• March 1, 2009 -- Iss Pal Mein Hai Aisa Nasha,
• April 10, 2009 -- Log Kehte Hain Ki Itni Dosti
• November 12, 2007 -- 3 days
• February 25, 2009 -- U r sweeter than honey.
• March 29, 2009 -- Kai Mausam Bitaye Hain uSS
• November 24, 2007 -- If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!
• March 4, 2009 -- propose karne ka ek damjakkas
• February 22, 2009 -- The fruit of silence is PRAYER The