Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Some of the Random SMS

• November 30, 2007 -- wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
• February 19, 2009 -- Aik hee suff mein kharay
• March 9, 2009 -- what happend 2 ur mobile?
• November 10, 2007 -- Life is touch & go.
• November 10, 2007 -- Missed call to ek bahana hai
• April 14, 2009 -- cham cham kardi rat tim
• March 21, 2009 -- smile – – s:sets u free – – makes
• March 26, 2009 -- UnSe BiChaRNe Ka Ghum Hum
• February 19, 2009 -- Irshad-e-Rabbani Hai : “Aur
• March 27, 2009 -- Ae-XEE QauL Se wO Apne Phir
• April 5, 2009 -- Smooth roads never make good
• November 9, 2007 -- Come here, take off your pents and knickers