It makes no difference

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Some of the Random SMS

• March 15, 2009 -- Allah aap ko lambay baalon
• February 19, 2009 -- some wish ur health some
• November 10, 2007 -- Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga
• November 10, 2007 -- Fresh air, fresh idea … happy birth day
• March 28, 2009 -- Kab Main Ney Yeh Kha Teray
• November 25, 2007 -- 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
• November 30, 2007 -- Twinkle Twinkle little star,
• March 1, 2009 -- After 7 Days! After 159
• November 10, 2007 -- Promise me we R true friends
• March 29, 2009 -- DiL Ka HaaL Tum kO BataOn
• September 10, 2008 -- HAPPY BIRTH DAY
• November 29, 2007 -- LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.