Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Some of the Random SMS

• March 26, 2009 -- TuM He Ne HumkO Naa SuNaYa
• March 15, 2009 -- May divine light of diwali
• March 18, 2009 -- chahry ki hansi sy hr ghum
• November 30, 2007 -- I’m sending a pillow of happy thoughts
• March 3, 2009 -- Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
• April 2, 2009 -- Bewaquaf ki nishanian
• November 14, 2007 -- Being
• March 8, 2009 -- Hoti nahi wafa,to JAFA hi
• February 19, 2009 -- Sada haste raho jaise haste
• March 28, 2009 -- Kitne chehre hain is duniya
• October 1, 2008 -- Poetry
• November 24, 2007 -- Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,