Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.

Doctor: When ?

Man:Three Months Ago

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Man: We were using duplicate key…

Some of the Random SMS

• November 24, 2007 -- Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
• February 20, 2009 -- Boy: mom, aj mera dost ghar
• February 18, 2009 -- A peach is a peach.a plum
• November 25, 2007 -- He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
• November 25, 2007 -- 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
• November 25, 2007 -- God thought that since
• November 25, 2007 -- Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
• March 15, 2009 -- Pather ki deewaar na tori pyar
• February 25, 2009 -- Doctor?s prescription 4 u. A
• March 9, 2009 -- Wo shakhs meri jaan bana
• March 9, 2009 -- Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray
• November 24, 2007 -- Think positive…