Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

Some of the Random SMS

• November 24, 2007 -- If u have 1 father, call me.
• November 29, 2007 -- I feel something in my heart,
• March 29, 2009 -- 20. However rare true love
• November 9, 2007 -- Aik bar karo na plz…
• April 2, 2009 -- Na janay dhundhtay kia ho
• November 29, 2007 -- Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
• April 10, 2009 -- App ko pata hai ke duniya
• February 21, 2009 -- The golden principles of
• April 1, 2009 -- Sardarji standing below a
• April 5, 2009 -- Aankhoon say mary is liay
• November 30, 2007 -- Only the open heart receives
• March 4, 2009 -- Muhabbat kar saktay ho to