Santa bar me ro raha tha.

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

Some of the Random SMS

• April 24, 2009 -- No Algebra for Romans
• March 4, 2009 -- Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhool
• November 25, 2007 -- kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch
• April 18, 2009 -- Some Beautiful Lines for you
• March 1, 2009 -- Bahte Ashkon Ki Zubaan Nahi
• November 10, 2007 -- Some words of wisdom on ur birthday
• March 18, 2009 -- Agar manzil ko pana hai to
• November 9, 2007 -- To the beautiful couple in all the land
• November 15, 2007 -- Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain
• February 22, 2009 -- I’m a PAPER, u can write
• November 21, 2007 -- Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
• April 10, 2009 -- U Know Students Ki Kab Eid Hoti Hai Jab