TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Some of the Random SMS

• March 27, 2009 -- Phir chalay jana Sakoot-e-jaan
• November 10, 2007 -- Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun
• April 10, 2009 -- /// EiD MubArAK /// I
• December 1, 2007 -- >
• March 2, 2009 -- Hold ten roses in ur hand
• June 19, 2009 -- tears
• November 25, 2007 -- Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne,
• February 20, 2009 -- unkliye jab humne bhatkna
• November 24, 2007 -- Sweet but not honey,
• March 2, 2009 -- Heart beat are countless,
• April 7, 2009 -- A word 2 say,A word 2 hear,
• November 30, 2007 -- What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?